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      <image:caption>BEWARE OF COOTIES</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I SPY WITH MY MANIACAL SUPERVILLAIN EYE</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ARE YOU THERE, GOD? IT’S ME, LAURIE</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DO I LOOK LIKE I’M GOING TO PICK UP THE PHONE?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DOOMSDAY CLOCK IS RUNNING LATE, AND I’M STRANGELY OK WITH THAT</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I AM NOW 90% LESS SAD ABOUT JUDD’S DEATH</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NOT YOUR MOM’S BUFFY</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DO WE, THOUGH?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE LEFTOVERS: WAITING FOR THE END OF THE WORLD</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Watchmen Watch - Watchmen, Episode 1, Part 2: Welcome to the Bizarro World</image:title>
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      <image:caption>YOU AND ME BOTH, JON</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HE DIDN’T LIKE COMICS, BUT I’M BRINGING HIM IN, ANYWAY</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>IT’S VERY SAD, BUT AT LEAST SHE DIDN’T HAVE TO WEAR THE SILK SPECTRE COSTUME</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SUPERMAN MEETS DR. MANHATTAN! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE CRAPPY IDEA!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GEOFF JOHNS IS NOT AFRAID OF INVITING COMPARISONS. HE SHOULD BE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I LOVE YOU GUYS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF WATCHMEN</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Watchmen Watch - McWatchmen: Doomsday Clock</image:title>
      <image:caption>ACTUALLY NOT ALL THAT CONFUSING</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Watchmen Watch - McWatchmen: Doomsday Clock</image:title>
      <image:caption>ENDANGERED WORLDS AND EMOTIONALLY TORTURED FACES: THE WINNING FORMULA</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Watchmen Watch - McWatchmen: Doomsday Clock</image:title>
      <image:caption>NEVER INVITE THE MONITOR TO YOUR COCKTAIL PARTY</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Watchmen Watch - McWatchmen: Doomsday Clock</image:title>
      <image:caption>SUPERBOY PRIME RESETS CONTINUITY BY PUNCHING REALITY. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Watchmen Watch - McWatchmen: Doomsday Clock</image:title>
      <image:caption>WHEN INFODUMPS GO BAD</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OK, SURE, NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OK, THIS, I APPROVE OF: PANDORA IS ONE OF THE FEW IDEAS THAT’S ACTUALLY WORSE THAN HAVING DR. MANHATTAN MEET SUPERMAN</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Watchmen Watch - McWatchmen: Doomsday Clock</image:title>
      <image:caption>NO CHARACTERS WERE HARMED IN THIS INTER-COMPANY CROSSOVER</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I WILL ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL TO GEOFF JOHNS FOR FIXING THIS GODAWFUL MESS</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Watchmen Watch - McWatchmen: Doomsday Clock</image:title>
      <image:caption>MOORE AND GIBBONS SET THE STAGE FOR A MUCH MORE INTERESTING GREEN LANTERN CORPS. BASICALLY BY ACCIDENT.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>COMING UP NEXT: DR. MANHATTAN IS TO BLAME FOR POST MALONE</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HE REALLY SHOULD RETHINK HIS POSITION IN RELATION TO THE TARGET</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Watchmen Watch - Form's Fallow Function: Peter Cannon: Thunderbolt</image:title>
      <image:caption>WATCH OUT, PETER! BROWN PEOPLE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>EGO? WHAT EGO?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>PREPARING A FACE TO MEET THE FACES THAT YOU MEET</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HOLD OUT FOR A BETTER CONTRACT, RORSCHACH!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>MULTITASKING IS A NARRATIVE SUPERPOWER</image:caption>
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      <image:title>The Watchmen Watch - The Last Word in Comics?</image:title>
      <image:caption>EVEN PHOTOGRAPHS SHOW THE FUTURE. JON PROTESTS THAT THEY’RE NOT LOVERS; LATER IN THE PAGE, THEY’RE LOVERS. WHEN JON IS “DEAD,” IT BECOMES A PICTURE OF DEAD LOVERS</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE SECRET ORIGIN OF THE WHOLE DAMNED THING</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DON’T WORRY, JANE! SOMEDAY YOU’LL GET CANCER AND BECOME THOR!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HOW STRANGE! YOU SEEM SO CREDIBLE!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SHUT UP, REED!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HE’S ALIEN. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HAPPY BORDER GUARD DAY!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - Revisiting the Rape of Ms. Marvel - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - Revisiting the Rape of Ms. Marvel - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - Revisiting the Rape of Ms. Marvel - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Avengers, or Abetters?</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>“This female fights back!” Nothing says “empowerment” like taking a man’s costume and exposing the legs and midriff to make a female version.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Jean Grey’s secondary mutation: drama queen</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - Jean Grey, Bad Girl - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yeah, Scott’s not going to fill that hunger</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ok, Scott, we get it, but is this really the time for your whining?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dude, I don't know how to tell you, but that’s not Ororo</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Saved by a well-placed panel border</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Approved by the Comics Code!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, but you’re still covered in sewer sludge</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>This one’s a keeper, Scott! I hope she doesn’t, I dunno, go crazy, eat a star, and kill herself on the moon</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>In real life, a man would immediately start imploring her to “calm down”</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Would mutants be less hated and feared if they played more baseball?</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>The Legion of Ethnic Stereotypes</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Xavier School really needs to work on its marketing</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Weirdly, this was available through Creative Commons</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Can’t live with ‘em, can’t replace ‘em with a robotic sex toy duplicate</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Reader, I married him</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Total Danger Room rip-off! Marvel should sue! Oh, wait…</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>No, really, they’re all going to die</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:caption>Possibly one of the grimmest, most disturbing mainstream comics covers of the 1980s</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - You Wouldn't Like Me - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>But not in a MAGA way</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - New Faces, Old Masks - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hey, kids! Let’s call this “woke” and get angry!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
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    <lastmod>2025-08-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - Spider-Man Grows Up - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Good thing no one has ever had second thoughts about a wedding</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - Once More, Without Feeling - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Can an omnipotent God make a hairstyle so bad even He can’t pull it off?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - Secret Wars and the Rise of the Event Comic - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nothing will ever be the same again! Except that it will be exactly the same again</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - Secret Wars and the Rise of the Event Comic - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Who says comics aren’t profound works of art?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - Portrait of the Editor as a (Very) Young Man - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/marvel-in-the-1980s/under-new-management</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - Under New Management - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wait, who is giving this page to whom?</image:caption>
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  <url>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - When Bad Comics Happen to Good People - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/marvel-in-the-1980s/preface</loc>
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      <image:title>Marvel Comics in the 1980s - Preface - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This book keeps bad sequels and tragic hair to a minimum</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-22</lastmod>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2026-03-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - The Politics of Reading against Your Own Politics - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, I want this show guiding the Supreme Court</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2026-03-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Batman: The Dark Knight Returns; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Fascism - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“No thank you, I do not want to dance the Batusi right now”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/deny-deny-deny</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-03-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Deny! Deny! Deny! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Daredevil or DareTroll?</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/nothing-to-lose</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-03-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Nothing to Lose - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
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    <lastmod>2026-02-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Punchable Villains and Billable Hours - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Killgrave, The Purple Man: More proof that even the campiest comics character can eventually be updated and made terrifying</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Punchable Villains and Billable Hours - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stupid Humor Rule #113: Fat people always have to be shown eating. Because that’s all they do</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-02-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Fighting (for) the Law - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Apparently, justice is also color blind</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2026-02-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Second(ary) World Problems - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>That’s Congresswoman Batgirl to you, sir</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Move Fast, Break Things - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Poor Tom Thumb! He creates a totalitarian mind control device, and what is the thanks he gets from his teammate? A bigoted slur</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - A Magnificent Failure - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It doesn’t take a giant metaphor to hit you over the head…. oh, wait</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - A Magnificent Failure - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Right on!” “Boo, death!”</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Plot Cancer - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>No, no, no! The parents are supposed to die during the origin!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Earth's Mightiest Punching Bags - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Face it, Tiger: you’re a loser</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - This Is a Job for....Procedural Democracy? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Really, what could go wrong?</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-12-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Crisis at the World Trade Center - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dr. Doom’s heart grew two sizes on 9/11</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-12-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - We Are the World (of DC and Marvel) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t worry, Africa! We’re here to save you!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-12-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Drugs Are Bad, m'kay? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You will believe a man can fly</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-11-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Why Superheroes Didn't End World War II - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Good people on both sides, I’m sure</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Why Superheroes Didn't End World War II - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, someone actually thought this was a great idea</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-11-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - The Real World Problem - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I, for one, welcome our new corporate overlords</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2025-11-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Life on the Assembly Line - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Those were the days</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-10-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - With Great Power? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>That must hurt worse than being bitten by a radioactive spider</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2025-10-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - The Last Word in Comics? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Multitasking is a narrative superpower</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - The Last Word in Comics? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Note that the photograph, which is like a comic book panel, becomes a comics panel in the middle</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1596236066614-SO59Y8CL73DXP6ISVCJK/Watchmen%2B04%2B06.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - The Last Word in Comics? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Even Photographs show the future. Jon protests that they’re not lovers; later in the page, they’re lovers. When Jon is “dead',” it becomes a picture of a dead lover.</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2025-10-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Vigilantes and Bystanders - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, ladies, he’s single!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-10-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Watching the Doomsday Clock - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1596045686711-XI9WDX4CP0QEHYEAOZ5S/thong.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Watching the Doomsday Clock - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-10-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Alan Moore and Superhero Ethics - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>So, uh…no hard feelings, then, Evey?</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2025-09-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - What If the Watcher Were the Narrator? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>What If Marvel ran out of ideas?</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-09-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - The Virtues of Doing Nothing - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mar-Vell mic drop</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/the-trial-of-the-watcher</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-09-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - The Trial of the Watcher - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>False advertising, but thematically interesting</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/a-watcher-is-born</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-09-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - A Watcher Is Born - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Worst. Medical Drama. Ever.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/those-who-can</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-08-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Those Who Can - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Buddy Cop Movie nobody asked for</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/watching-the-detectives</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-08-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Watching the Detectives - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nope, nöthing creepy about this at all</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/what-comes-next</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-08-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - What Comes Next - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We’re all about good writing and quality control here at “Reading the Superhero”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/this-looks-like-a-job-forthe-editor</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-08-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - This Looks Like a Job for...the Editor! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Obsessive comics collecting is a bad look</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/do-i-dare-disturb-the-universe</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-08-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Do I Dare Disturb the Universe? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You and me both, Doc</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/something-happened</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Something Happened - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh, sure, when you put it that way…</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/flash-and-substance</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Flash and Substance - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Marvel was productively messing up its timelines while DC was obsessed with tidying up its multiverse</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/continuity-and-finitude</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Continuity and Finitude - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Remember the days when we liked the guests the president invited to the White House?</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-1/introduction-why-i-hate-flashpoint</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Reading the Superhero - Introduction: Why I Hate Flashpoint - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stop, Flash. Just stop</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2</loc>
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    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-07</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/17000-moments-of-spring</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-03-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - 17,000 Moments of Spring - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>No, this is not Gorbachev checking out a Grindr profile</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/spies-like-us</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-03-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Spies Like U.S. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Only in my Omegaverse fan fiction, TBH</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/a4a0a0c4-1872-4c65-ae13-ae94aca25604/%D0%BE%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Spies Like U.S. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Fortunately, The Resident’s Mistake is not a hospital drama</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/the-enemy-within</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-03-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - The Enemy Within - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/agents-of-a-foreign-power</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-03-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Agents of a Foreign Power - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/the-language-police</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-02-25</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/e9575a43-ac6e-4a68-b481-cac89bb09455/%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B6%D0%B5%D1%80.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - The Language Police - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Менеджер” (menedzher) is an old Slavic word first attested in The Lay of Igor’s Campaign</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/what-color-is-your-revolution</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-02-18</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/a623cd59-91e1-4f0a-84cc-f9d284dfd067/%D1%86%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%B5.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - What Color is Your Revolution? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Color revolutions will not succeed: Moscow and Belgrade stand firm!”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/yugoslavia-as-dress-rehearsal</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-02-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Yugoslavia as Dress Rehearsal - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Serbian building bombed by NATO in 1999</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Yugoslavia as Dress Rehearsal - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Resistance”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/hooked-on-grants</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-02-04</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/7e70b779-7552-434a-8a8a-e95c0b253de1/soros.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Hooked on Grants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>George Soros, apparently unaware that he is imitating Mr. Burns from The Simpsons</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/tw5k3lwqbf6ax2kd81fcr3vx0a2duz</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - There Goes the Neighborhood - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The obligatory Iron Curtain. You’re welcome.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/what-child-is-this</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-21</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/12e27e97-708a-4f4f-8e08-14c235cfa532/beregite+detsvo.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - What Child Is This? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Someone missed the memo: aren’t (gay) rainbows one of the things we’re supposed to be “protecting childhood” from?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/kinder-gentler-kidnapping</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-14</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1454eb90-2d19-4be7-bf61-70bc5d67e81e/doctor+liza.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Kinder, Gentler Kidnapping - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Doctor Liza</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/naming-names</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-07</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/13f15e99-dd65-4caf-b945-3a4af1571420/%D0%AF+%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Naming Names - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Somehow not a parody</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/little-russians-ukrainian-orphans-and-their-russian-guardians</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-12-17</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/406ea39f-8900-4a9b-a6c8-a7b93c3c5efd/creepy+swing.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - "Little Russians:" Ukrainian "Orphans" and Their Russian Guardians - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yup, this is what stock photos gives me for “child welfare system”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/think-of-the-children</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-12-10</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/5197f5dc-a47e-4e5d-93ce-b11d3b3c8d5e/%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%BE.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Moscow Does Not Believe in Yaoi - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Think of the children! But not like that!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/stranger-dange</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-12-03</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/570a7358-51c9-432c-b20a-d1e2d1381189/digital-angel-baby-stockcake.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Stranger Danger - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ll take a demon child instead, if that’s ok</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/y2255rxjt0aphezfquz33u960l49dq</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-11-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/818e008a-8e19-47f4-b96f-6806953a5ed2/%D1%83%D1%81%D1%8B%D0%BD.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Adopting a Law - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Adoption” stock photo also looks like ad for doomsday cult</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/children-for-export</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-11-05</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/35893802-c256-4ac2-9e4f-e798f8eb3c3b/wood.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Children for Export - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/2977c926-0ed5-4d9b-b345-4e27cca9903d/baby.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Children for Export - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>There’s a point being made by this juxtaposition—what could it possibly be?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/american-dad-and-mom</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-10-29</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/0818ab3e-5ffb-4c3a-b475-5baea827eb9f/abandoned.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - American Dad (and Mom) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Please, sir, could I have some more…subtle book covers?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/children-of-the-counter-revolution</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-10-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Children of the Counter-Revolution - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The hills have eyes. Orphans, apparently, do not.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/i-hope-the-russians-love-their-children-too</loc>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - "I Hope the Russians Love Their Children, Too" - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stick to tantra, Sting</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/instead-of-a-conclusion</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-10-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Instead of a Conclusion - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/what-we-talk-about-when-we-talk-about-russia</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-10-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - What We Talk About When We Talk About Russia - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Look, honey! It’s a floating signifier!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/whats-in-a-name</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-09-24</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1754058440730-YVY3NADVYK6VSXX21DYV/%D1%87%D1%82%D0%BE+%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B5+%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - What's In a Name? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just add water, and you get Russia</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/the-diaspora-begins-at-home</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-09-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - The Diaspora Begins at Home - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s the Russians’ world, we’re just living in it</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/becoming-russian-outside-of-russia</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-09-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Becoming Russian outside of Russia - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>However bad you think this show might have been, it was actually much, much worse</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/the-russia-that-we-invent</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-09-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - The Russia That We Invent - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/the-russia-wenbsptake-with-us</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-08-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - The Russia We Take with Us - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>There’s no place like home</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/the-russia-we-have-lost-again</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-08-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - The Russia We Have Lost (Again) - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh, God, not the Russian Idea again…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/where-the-bodies-are-buried</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-08-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Where the Bodies Are Buried - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don't look at me without my skin—I’m hideous!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/what-comes-next</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-08-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - What Comes Next - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t ask me what’s going to happen. I can’t even predict the future of my own MS in progress</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/who-owns-the-soviet-past</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Who Owns the Soviet Past? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Partying like it’s 1989</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/black-bile</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Black Bile - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Welcome back, Freud</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/phantom-limbs</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Phantom Limbs - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Really, I’m fine with just a fist bump</image:caption>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Balancing the Body Politic - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sorry, wrong movie</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/the-geography-of-the-body</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - The Geography of the Body - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yeah, this’ll end well</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/blog-1-2/introduction-selfinflicted</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy - Introduction: Self/Inflicted - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/you</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>1.0</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-11-03</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/digital</loc>
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    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-06-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Online Projects - Reading the Superhero: Ethics, Crises and Superboy Punches</image:title>
      <image:caption>Reading the Superhero: Ethics, Crises and Superboy Punches</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Online Projects - Marvel Comics in the 1980s</image:title>
      <image:caption>Marvel Comics in the 1980s is the follow-up to my study Marvel Comics in the 1970s.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Online Projects - Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy</image:title>
      <image:caption>Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy is the final volume of the three-book series with the unofficial title Russia’s Alien Nations.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Online Projects - Unstuck in Time: On the Post-Soviet Uncanny</image:title>
      <image:caption>Unstuck in Time is the second volume of the three-book series with the unofficial title Russia’s Alien Nations. In this book, which I am serializing on the blog as I write it, I explore fictional and ideological reconfigurations of time in the aftermath of the Soviet collapse. Soviet nostalgia is a familiar part of the post-Soviet landscape, as is the tendency for contemporary Russian literary fiction to focus on the past rather than the present. Unstuck in Time argues that the way time is framed in contemporary Russian cultural productions is connected to a generalized dysphoria regrading the present day, which ends up feeling “off,” if not downright uncanny.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Online Projects - Russian Television Commercials: The Short Course</image:title>
      <image:caption>A series of short, on-line lectures hosted by the Jordan Center, starting May 21, 2021. Recordings are archived on the Jordan Center’s YouTube page. No knowledge of Russian is required, and the lectures can be viewed in any order.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Online Projects - Marvel Comics in the 1970s: The World Inside Your Head</image:title>
      <image:caption>This blog serializes the first draft of a book in progress, Marvel in the 1970s: The World Inside Your Head (Cornell University Press, forthcoming). A study of writers’ attempts to convey interiority in a commercial medium presumed to be aimed at children, Marvel in the 1970s pays particular attention to the work of Steve Gerber (Howard the Duck), Steve Englehart (Doctor Strange; The Avengers), Doug Moench (Shang-Chi: Master of Kung Fu), Marv Wolfman, (Tomb of Dracula), and Don McGregor (Killraven and The Black Panther).</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1586468324736-9EVM1QEJZT4IFB1C5UHY/Putin+conronaviarus.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Online Projects - Russian Internet Memes: The Short Course</image:title>
      <image:caption>A series of 17 short, on-line lectures about Memes and Viral Video in Russia, which ran weekly from March though July 2020. Recordings are archived on the Jordan Center’s YouTube page. No knowledge of Russian is required, and the lectures can be viewed in any order.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1586375590113-MDTSUT6AK84WOQWV43DZ/Stocksy_txp824ffa5crXt000_Large_844923.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Online Projects - Soviet Self-Hatred</image:title>
      <image:caption>Soviet Self-Hatred: The Secret Identities of Postsocialism is the first volume of the three-book series with the unofficial title Russia’s Alien Nations. It looks at the negotiation of identity in the aftermath of the Soviet collapse. Serialization of the book was completed in 2019, and is followed by the draft blog Unstuck in Time: On the Post-Soviet Uncanny. At some time in the future, the project will be completed in a volume entitled Unidentified Russian Objects: On Soviet Melancholy.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1586719315273-EQ4CQ6PX8OEO7L63OMBY/Akunin.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Online Projects - Rereading Akunin</image:title>
      <image:caption>A chapter-by-chapter exploration of several historical novels by Boris Akunin, one of Russia’s most popular living authors.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1586719336557-AKSTO854KLHG4F9QDQU9/Aro%2BHa_0428.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Online Projects - Plots against Russia</image:title>
      <image:caption>The first draft of Plots against Russia: Conspiracy andFantasy after Socialism (Cornell University Press, 2019), serialized as a blog from November 2015 to July 2017.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1586719352583-HZTXES3PD8PQ9JY1X7ZZ/watchmen+watch.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Online Projects - The Watchmen Watch</image:title>
      <image:caption>An examination of the transmedia afterlife of Alan Moore’s and Dave Gibbons classic graphic novel, including an episode-by-episode analysis of the HGBO series. Recently ported to this site from thewatchmenwatch.org</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Online Projects - Online Teaching Tips for the Plague-Averse</image:title>
      <image:caption>Facebook group for teachers and instructors coping with the challenges of remote instruction during the COVID-19 pandemic.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Online Projects - Plague-Averse Online Book Club</image:title>
      <image:caption>Asynchronous book club on Discord. We started with Thomas Mann’s The Magic Mountain. Read and comment at your own pace.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Online Projects - All the Russias</image:title>
      <image:caption>I launched the Jordan Center’s blog, All the Russias, on September 13, 2012. For several years, I was the editor and primary contributor, before handing the reins over to May Vinokour. I still post occasionally.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/contact</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/about</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-12-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>About</image:title>
      <image:caption>When not fighting crime, I retreat to my Pantheon headquarters in Paris</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.eliotborenstein.net/digital-1</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-09-04</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>My second entry in Bloomsbury’s Russian Shorts series. Probably the most fun material I’ve every worked with. Publisher’s Description: The Russian internet is a hotbed for memes and viral videos: the political, satirical and simply absurd compete for attention in Russia while the West turns to it for an endless reserve of humorous content. But how did this powerful cyber community grow out of the repressive media environment of the Soviet Union? What does this viral content reveal about the country, its politics and its culture? And why are the memes and videos of today's Russia so popular, spreading so rapidly across the globe? Reviews August Bremerton (H-Net) Jonathan Z. Ludwig (Europe-Asia Studies) Allison Rowley (Slavic Review)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One of the first books in Bloomsbury’s Russian Shorts series, this book assumes no background in things Russian. It was also fun to write. . Publisher’s Description: Both more and less than a band, Pussy Riot is continually misunderstood by the Western media. This book sets the record straight. After their scandalous performance of an anti-Putin protest song in Moscow's Cathedral of Christ the Savior and the imprisonment of two of its members, the punk feminist art collective known as Pussy Riot became an international phenomenon. But, what, exactly, is Pussy Riot, and what are they trying to achieve? The award-winning author Eliot Borenstein explores the movement's explosive history and takes you beyond the hype. Reviews Alison Rowley (Slavic Review) Benjamin Nathans (Times Literary Supplement) Scene Point Blank Sona Singh (Europe-Asia Studies) Nataliya Tchermalykh (Laboratorium)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve been fascinated by conspiracy theories for most of my life, and post-Soviet Russia did not exactly cure me of my preoccupation. As an experiment, i serialized the first draft of this book on plotsagainstrussia.org, and along the way developed my own approach to the nature of conspiracy.. Cornell published the revised version in 2019, and it received the Wayne S. Vucinich prize for “most important contribution to Russian, Eurasian, and East European studies in any discipline of the humanities or social sciences” in 2020, and the, 2020 AATSEEL Best Book in Cultural Studies. Publisher’s Description: In this original and timely assessment of cultural expressions of paranoia in contemporary Russia, Eliot Borenstein samples popular fiction, movies, television shows, public political pronouncements, internet discussions, blogs, and religious tracts to build a sense of the deep historical and cultural roots of konspirologiia that run through Russian life. Plots against Russia reveals through dramatic and exciting storytelling that conspiracy and melodrama are entirely equal-opportunity in modern Russia, manifesting themselves among both pro-Putin elites and his political opposition. As Borenstein shows, this paranoid fantasy until recently characterized only the marginal and the irrelevant. Now, through its embodiment in pop culture, the expressions of a conspiratorial worldview are seen everywhere. Plots against Russia is an important contribution to the fields of Russian literary and cultural studies from one of its preeminent voices. Reviews Birgit Beumers (Slavic Review) Magda Dolińska-Rydzek (Eurpe-Asia Studies) Alexey Golubev (H-Net) Stephen Hutchings (Journal of Modern History) Emily Johnson (Slavic and East European Journal) Pavel Khazanov (The Russian Review) Amy Knight (TLS) Louis Train (Lossi 36) Julia Zuber (Laboratorium)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At some point before the year 2000,, someone asked me if I was writing a book about Russian popular culture. Which is when I realized that that’s what I was doing. Then Cornell published it. Overkill won the 2008 AWSS Award for Best Book in Women’s/Gender Studies. Publishers’ Description: Perestroika and the end of the Soviet Union transformed every aspect of life in Russia, and as hope began to give way to pessimism, popular culture came to reflect the anxiety and despair felt by more and more Russians. Free from censorship for the first time in Russia's history, the popular culture industry (publishing, film, and television) began to disseminate works that featured increasingly explicit images and descriptions of sex and violence. Reviews: Susanne M. Cohen (H-NET) Jane Costlow (Slavonica) Alexander Etkind (Slavic Review) Jeremy Morris (Europe-Asia Studies) Lilya Kaganovsky (SEEJ) Elizabeth Skomp (Slavonic and East European Review)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Based on my dissertation, Men Without Women was published in 2000 by Duke University Press, which quickly remaindered it. I got to buy dozens of copies at $1 each, so there’s that. It won an award from AATSEEL for Best Book in Literary / Cultural Scholarship in 2001. That was a nice way to start the millennium. Publisher’s description: In Men without Women Eliot Borenstein examines the literature of the early Soviet period to shed new light on the iconic Russian concept of comradeship. By analyzing a variety of Russian writers who span the ideological spectrum, Borenstein provides an illuminating reading of the construction of masculinity in Soviet culture. In each example he identifies the replacement of blood ties with ideology and the creation of a social order in which the family has been supplanted by the collective. Reviews: Patricia Carden (Slavic Review) Sibelan Forrester (Modern Fiction Studies) Rebecca Friedman (Canadian American Slavic Studies) Rolf Hellebust (Slavic and East European Journal) Katharine Hodgson (Slavonica) Bożena Karwowska (Canadian Review of Comparative Literature) Ronald D. LeBlanc (Russian Review) Laura L Phillips (Canadian Slavonic Papers) Andrei Sinelnikov (Men and Masculinities)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The first of many brilliant English-language books by Mark Lipovetsky. All I did was edit and co-translate it. Russian Postmodernism was published in 1999 by M.E. Sharpe (now part of Routledge). Publisher’s description: This text offers a critical study of postmodernism in Russian literature. It takes some of the central issues of the critical debate to develop a conception of postmodern poetics as a dialogue with chaos and places Russian literature in the context of an enriched postmodernism.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I got to interview José Alaniz about his collection of outstanding comics about Moscow in the 1990s. Get the book from Amatl Comicslcomix.sdsu.edu!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My contribution to a Russian History Blog conversation about Marko Dumancic’s excellent new book Russian History Blog, June 4, 2021</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Unstuck in Time explores the fictional and ideological reconfigurations of time in the aftermath of the Soviet collapse All the Russias, June 1, 2021</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - Confessions of a Bad Conference Attendee</image:title>
      <image:caption>A modest proposal for socializing at online conferences. Feeding the Elephant: A Forum on Scholarly Communications. The H-Net Book Channel, November 4, 2020.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Adapted from Plots against Russia, the book. Deutschmann, Peter, Jens Herlth, and Alois Woldan (eds.) “Truth” and Fiction: Conspiracy Theories in European Culture and Literature. Bielefeld: Transcript Verlag, 2020. 169-183.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How we work during the pandemic. ASEEES Newsnet, June 2020.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As contemporary Russian discourse moves further and further not just to the right, but to a world in which even the most improbable conspiracy theories can be publicly entertained with a straight face, questions of intent and belief inevitably come to the fore.  In Russia, as in America, liberal intellectuals bash their pointy but figurative heads against an equally figurative wall, half-asking, half-lamenting, “How can people really believe all this?” Or its corollary: “Do these people really believe what they’re saying?”  ASEEES Blog, January 17, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Borders Unpatrolled. Imaginary Geographies and the Space of Performance in Russian Viral Video.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>From Julie Buckler,Julie Cassiday and Boris Wolfson (ed.s). Russian Performances:. Madison: University of Wissconsin Pres, 2018. 139-147.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So many late- and post-Soviet stories and books were preoccupied with the apocalypse. And so many of these apocalypse scenarios were preoccupied with books. Evgeny Dobrenko and Mark Lipovetsky (eds.). Russian Literature since 1991. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 2015. 86-103</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the text of my keynote for the “Undoing Eros: Love and Sexuality in Russian Culture” at Princeton in 2010. ASEEES Newsnet asked for it; I sent it to them as a rough draft, and they published it in that form without my consent. There are cheap shots I made for a small audience of friends that I never would have included for publication. Otherwise, though, I’m still kind of fond of it. (ASEEES Newsnet March 2011).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An abridged version of my earlier MMM article “Public Offerings’” (see below). Adele Barker and Bruce Grant (eds).  The Russia Reader: History, Culture, Politics. Durham: Duke University Press, 2010. 706-713.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Our Borats, Our Selves: Yokels and Cosmopolitans on the Global Stage”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cringing and learning with Borat. Slavic Review 67.1 (2008): 7-10.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The boevik? So gay. Kultura 2 (2008): 17-21</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Chekhov, Anton”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Like I’m an expert on Chekhov, right? But this was a short entry on his story “A Nervous Breakdown” for the Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature. . For those few of you out there who didn’t run out an buy this hundred-dollar tome, here it is. (Brulotte, Gaetan and John Phillips (eds). Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature.  New York: Routledge, 2006.  Volume 1: 228-229.)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now the theme reveals itself: the Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature wanted my contributions because I’d written about prostitutes (“sex workers” seems anachronistic in this context, though I support the nomenclature). This is my entry on Kuprin’s novel The Pit, which takes place in a brothel. I picked this cover because, while it is obviously a grim image of a woman hanging herself (based on a moment in the novel), it also strangely reminds me of Mary Poppins.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Two more unexciting pages from the Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature. Why do I even bother posting this stuff? Chalk it up to subclinical OCD.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Selling Russia: Prostitution, Masculinity, and the Metaphors of Nationalism after Perestroika.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>From Helena Goscilo and Andrea Lanoux (eds.) Gender and National Identity in Russian Culture Northern Illinois University Press, 2006.  267-299.. A revised version of which served as the basis for Chapter 3 of Overkill.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Nation im Ausverkauf.  Prostitution und Chauvinismus in Russland."</image:title>
      <image:caption>A German translation of “Selling Russia.,” Oesteuropa (6/2006): 99-122.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - ”Stripping the Nation Bare:  Russian Pornography and the Insistence on Meaning."</image:title>
      <image:caption>This article served as the basis for Chapter 2 of Overkill. Lisa Z. Siegel (ed.) International Exposure:  Perspectives on Modern European Pornography, 1800-2000.  New Brunswick: Rutgers University Press, 2005.  232-254.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I first got into the meme business in the dawn of the twenty-first century, which means that I had to spend a lot of time answering the question “Is this a meme?” “Is that a meme?” (The answer was almost always “yes.”). Internet memes were still rather obscure, and play no role in this article. So this is from a brief moment when I was vaguely near the cutting edge (or at least could see the cutting edge from my house). Slavic and East European Journal 48.3 (2004): 462-484.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Viktor Pelevin”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, it’s an almost-20-year-old encyclopedia article about Viktor Pelevin. I can’t think of a single reason why you should read this. Millar, James R.  Encyclopedia of Russian History (2003)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Aleksandra Marinina”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Another encyclopedia-style entry, but not (I think) rendered irrelevant by the passage of time.. It actually contains literary analysis! Don’t look so shocked. Marina Balina and Mark Lipovetsky (eds.) Dictionary of Literary Biography:  Russian Writers Since 1980. 2003. 184-188.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - ”Was It Sexy, or Just Soviet?  The Post-Soviet Expat Safari Novel Comes of Age"</image:title>
      <image:caption>The early Oughts gave us a surprising set of successful novels about clueless expats fumbling through the former Eastern Bloc, as well as stories of hapless émigrés navigating life in the United States: Jonathan Franzen’s The Corrections, Jonathan Safran Foer’s Everything Is Illuminated, Paul Greenberg’s Leaving Katya, Arthur Philipps’s Prague, Gary Shtenygart’s The Russian Debutante’s Handbook, and John Beckman’s The Winter Zoo. This essay was an early attempt at getting the lay of the land. Spoiler alert: my favorite was Prague. I hated Everything Is Illuminated . The Nation (January 2003).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - Vision 2020</image:title>
      <image:caption>My 2001 predictions about the field in 2020. So, yeah, I got it wrong. AATSEEL Newsletter 44.1 (2020).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Fighting Words:  Mayakovsky’s War with Himself”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Once upon a time, I studied Modernism. This article is about Mayakovsky’s typically aggressive, masochistic, self-centered response to World War I. The Silver Age: Russian Literature and Culture, 1881-1921 3-4 (2001). 85-104.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Женоубийцы: жертвоприношение женщины и мужское товарищество в ранней советской эпохе”</image:title>
      <image:caption>(“The Ladykillers:  Female Sacrifice and Male Comradeship in Early Soviet Fiction.”). Russian translation of an earlier version of Chapter 1 of Men Without Women. Kontinent 108 (2001): 290-321.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Defying Interpretation: Allegory and Ideology in Yuri Olesha’s Envy”</image:title>
      <image:caption>This article makes the argument that was originally supposed to be central to my dissertation. I always hoped it would change the way people thought about Envy. Oh, well. Russian Literature  (2000).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “About That: Deploying and Deploring Sex in Post-Soviet Russia.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>An earlier version of Chapter 1 of Overkill. Russian Culture of the 1990s.  Studies in Twentieth Century Literature.  24:1 (Winter 2000): 51-83.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - "‘Masculinity and Nationalism in Contemporary Russian ‘Men’s Magazines’"</image:title>
      <image:caption>Another version of the article that was the basis for Chapter 2 of Overkill. M. Levitt  and A. Toporkov.  (ed.) Eros and Pornography in Russian Culture.  Moscow:  Ladomir, 1999.  605-621.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Ах, “Андрюша,” нам ли быть в печали…Национализм современных ‘мужских журналов”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Russian translation of early version of Chapter 2 of Overkill. Сергей Ушакин (ed.). О муже(н)ственности.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “ Public Offerings:  MMM and the Marketing of Melodrama”</image:title>
      <image:caption>On the use of soap opera in a pyramid scheme’s advertising campaign. Adele Barker (ed.). Consuming Russia. Duke University Press, 1999. 49-75.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Suspending Disbelief: Cults and Postmodernism in Contemporary Russia.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>In my sole attempt at empirical fieldwork, I actually attended a “Mother of God Center” prayer service in the 1990s. It felt like a cross between Russian Orthodox liturgy, Pentecostalism, and Mel Brooks. None of that actually made it into the article. Adele Barker (ed.). Consuming Russia. Duke University Press, 1999. 437-462.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “The Plural Self: Zamjatin’s We and the Logic of Synecdoche.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>My first article (sort of)! And, weirdly, the one that’s been republished the most. Fun with math, even more fun with pronouns, not to mention the secrets of the verb победить (to win). My only regret is spelling “Zamjatin” with a “j..” Slavic and East European Journal 40.4 (1996): 667-683.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Сам не свой: судьба личности в романе “Мы”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Russian translation of “The Plural Self.”  Русская литература XX века: направления и течения. Выпуск 3. 1996 40ь55.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Slavophilia: The Incitement to Russian Sexual Discourse”</image:title>
      <image:caption>A first attempt at Chapter 1 of Overkill, disguised as a review article. Slavic and East European Journal 40.1 (1996): 142-147.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Articles of Faith: The Media Response to Maria Devi Khristos”</image:title>
      <image:caption>What can I say? She’s my all time favorite cult-leader. Religion  25.3 (1995): 249-266.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Academic Writing - “Maria Devi Khristos: A Post-Soviet Cult Without Personality”</image:title>
      <image:caption>My first attempt at explaining the White Brotherhood. Most of it can be found, in a better form, in “Articles of Faith.” Mind &amp; Human Interaction 5.3 (1994): 110-122.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - The Graphic Novel</image:title>
      <image:caption>IThis course examines the interplay between words and images in the graphic novel (comics), a hybrid medium with a system of communication reminiscent of prose fiction, animation, and film.  What is the connection between text and art?  How are internal psychology, time, and action conveyed in a static series of words and pictures? What can the graphic novel convey that other media cannot? Syllabi from: 2021 (pdf) (docx) 2020 (pdf) (docx)  2019 (pdf)  (docx) 2018 (pdf) (docx)  2017 (pdf)  (docx)  2016 (pdf) (docx)  2015 (pdf)  (docx). 2014 3 (pdf) (doc) 2014 2 (pdf) (doc) 2014 1 (pdf) (rtf)  2013 2 (pdf) (rtf) 2013 1 (pdf) (rtf) 2012 (pdf) (rtf) 2011 2 (pdf) (rtf) 2011 1 (pdf) (rtf)  2010 (pdf) (rtf)  2009 (pdf) (rtf)  2008 (pdf) (rtf)  2007 (rtf)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - Reading Postsocialist Russia</image:title>
      <image:caption>This course examines Russian culture after 1991, through film, fiction, and television, as well as through the growing scholarship on postsocialism.  Particular attention will be paid to the discourses of sexuality, crime, catastrophe, and nostalgia, as well as to the impact of economic and political change on both mass and elite culture. Syllabus for 2021 (pdf) (doc) Syllabus for 2014 (pdf) (doc)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - The Unquiet Dead</image:title>
      <image:caption>Human life and artistic narrative can both be presumed to share one crucial defining feature: each always comes to an end.  This course explores the persistent connections between various forms of storytelling (particularly fiction, poetry, film, and television) and imagined scenarios for life after death.  While many of the most famous afterlife genres have strong roots in folklore (stories of vampires, ghosts, and zombies), one also finds stories that do not fit such conventional classifications.  We will pay particular attention to the phenomenon of the posthumous narrator, a storytelling device that is deployed more often than many might think. Syllabi from: 2020 (pdf). 2020 (docx). 2016 (pdf). 2016 (docx) 2013 (pdf). 2013 (rtf) 2011 (pdf) 2011 (rtf)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - Narrative, Media, &amp; Technology</image:title>
      <image:caption>Telling stories is a fundamental human activity, but the ways these stories are told depends upon the means in which they are created and transmitted.  This course examines the role of technologies ranging from print, cave painting, comics, animation, and film, to hypertext, social media, and viral video.  By looking at narratives in terms of the technological means and media that enable them, we remind ourselves that the gap between technology and culture is illusory, and that all artistic creation is technological by its very definition. The 2017 syllabus features my favorite moment in my personal syllabus history: “I am obliged to include ‘learning outcomes,’ a concept I find worthless.  Here they are.” Syllabi for: 2017 (pdf) (doc) 2016 (pdf) (doc)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - Defining Russia</image:title>
      <image:caption>This course is an introduction to Russian and Slavic Studies on the graduate level, with sessions led by most of NYU’s Russian &amp; Slavic Faculty. Syllabus for 2015 (pdf) (docx)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - Fantasy, Science Fiction, and Reality</image:title>
      <image:caption>All fiction allows authors to create their own worlds; science fiction (SF) and fantasy bring this element of the creative process to the forefront.  In this course, we will look at science fiction and fantasy as literary genres, examining their rules and the way in which these rules are broken.  While we will confront a good deal of F &amp; SF's most famous tropes, this course is less a historical survey than an introduction to SF's strengths and potential. What do science fiction and fantasy do that mainstream fiction does not?  What is the connection between narrative form and the representation of reality?  Syllabi for: 2014 (pdf) (rtf) 2013 (pdf) (rtf) 2012 (pdf) (rtf)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - Expressive Cultures: Words</image:title>
      <image:caption>What is literature or the literary? Is there a literary language that works differently from ordinary language? What is literary style and form? What does it mean to tell a story, and how is it different from telling a lie? What kinds of stories do we tell about our lives? Paying particular attention to questions of manipulation and emotion, we examine the status of fiction and representation through short stories, novels, and graphic novels by a range of authors. Syllabi for: 2014 (pdf) (rtf). 2013 2 (pdf) (rtf) 2013 1 (pdf) (rtf) 2012 (pdf) (rtf) 2011 (pdf) (rtf) 2010 (pdf) (rtf) 2008 (pdf) (rtf) 2007 (rtf) 2006 (rtf)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This seminar is both an in-depth survey of Russian fiction after the collapse of the USSR and a collective investigation into the intersections of violence, narrative, and aesthetics in a number of the assigned texts. Syllabus for 2013 (pdf) (doc)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - Utopia and Apocalypse</image:title>
      <image:caption>By its very nature, utopianism is aggressively interdisciplinary:  the search for a perfect world has resulted in a prose genre that straddles the boundary between fiction and philosophy, while the potential applications of utopian theory to political  practice is the stuff of sociology, political theory, and experiments in “intentional communities.”  Utopianism rather quickly spawned its skeptical counterpart, anti-utopianism (an argument with utopia), as well as a specific anti-utopian genre that has become a cliché of science fiction and film:  dystopia (utopia gone wrong). In this course, we will examine the development of the utopian tradition, primarily (though not exclusively) as a literary genre and philosophical thought experiment.  Though defining the features of the genre will be an important component of our task, we will also examine the larger questions raised by utopian fiction:  what is the impulse behind utopian literature? What is the relationship between utopia and the novel? How does time pass in utopias?  How do we get from “here” (the imperfect world) to “there” (the perfect one), and how is this journey enacted in fiction?  Why are the family, sexuality, and the role of women so central to the utopian tradition?  How does utopian fiction at times inspire the reader to action, resulting in attempts to put fictional/philosophical models to the test (in communes, intentional communities, etc.)?  What is the utopian conception of pleasure?  Is there any place for the frivolous or the playful? 2013 (pdf) (doc) 2012 (pdf) (doc) 2011 (pdf) (doc) 2010 (pdf) (doc) 2003 (doc) 2001 2 (doc) 2001 1 (doc) 1999 (doc) 1998 2 (docx) 1998 1 (docx)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This seminar is an exploration of some of the most important and fascinating literary works produced in Russia.  While Russian literature is rich and varied, its welcome reception in the West has been based largely on a reputation for psychological depth, political/ideological engagement, and, most of all, a facility for engaging in the "big questions" in a fully-realized fictional context.  While all of these aspects will be treated in this class, we will also pay attention to those aspects of the Russian literary tradition that do not fit this model:  works that deal with the prosaic aspects of everyday life as well as those that engage in fantasy, magic, and the supernatural.  While we concentrated largely on the nineteenth century, by the end of the semester will have moved into the early Soviet period. Syllabus for 2012 (pdf) (doc)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All fiction allows authors to create their own worlds; science fiction (SF) brings this element of the creative process to the forefront.  In this course, we will look at science fiction as a literary genre, examining its rules and the way in which these rules are broken.  While we will confront a good deal of SF's most famous tropes (travel through time and space, artificial life, utopia and apocalypse), this course is less a historical survey than an introduction to SF's strengths and potential. What does science fiction do that mainstream fiction does not?  Syllabi for: 2012 (rtf) 2011 (pdf) (rtf) 2010 (pdf) (rtf) 2009 (pdf) (rtf) 2008 (pdf) (rtf) 2007 (rtf)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In this course, we will examine some of the greatest literary works to come out of Russia in the twentieth century. Though nineteenth-century writers such as Dostoevsky and Tolstoy are better known in the West than their twentieth-century successors, the literature of the present century is remarkable for stylistic and thematic innovations that, while continuing the Russian literary tradition, explore territory unknown the “classic” authors.   2012 (pdf) (doc) 1997 (doc) 1996 (docx)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This course will trace a question that has troubled Russians for centuries:  what is Russia?  What does it mean to be “Russian”?  Certainly, most nations engage in such soul-searching at one time or another, but Russia, thanks to special historical circumstances, has been obsessed with the problem of its own identity.  Central to this issue is an issue that would appear to  be more geographical than cultural:  is Russia a part of Europe (the West), or of Asia (the East)?  Or is it some hybrid that must find its own unique destiny?  As we trace the development of this problem throughout Russia’s history, we will also become acquainted with the major characteristics and achievements of Russian culture, from its very beginnings to the present day. Syllabi for: 2011 (pdf) (doc) 2008 (doc) 2007 2 (rtf) 2007 1 (doc) 2006 2 (rtf) 2006 1 (doc) 2000 2 (doc) 2000 1 (doc) 1998 2 (docx) 1998 1 (doc) 1996 (doc)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All fiction allows authors to create their own worlds; science fiction (SF) brings this element of the creative process to the forefront.  In this course, we will look at science fiction as a literary genre, examining its rules and the way in which these rules are broken. Focusing on Slavic science fiction raises particular questions:  how does the relative lack of popular genres in late Imperial, Soviet, and Eastern Bloc cultures affect the status and form of science fiction?  Why are utopia, dystopia, and the apocalypse so important to Slavic science fiction traditions? What are the literary roots and the defining characteristics of Slavic SF, and how does it differ from Western SF?  What has been the impact of the specific historical experiences of Eastern Europe in the 20th-century on the development of Slavic SF?  Syllabus for 2010 (pdf) (doc)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This course examines the development of modernist poetry as a set of interrelated, but semi-autonomous, international movements, all united by a self-conscious sense of novelty, rupture, and apocalyptic change.  The movements studied here fall roughly into two camps:  the radical modernists of the avant-garde (futurism, surrealism, dada) and their more moderate counterparts (acmeism, imagism), all of whom trace their roots back to a poetic school they professed to disdain:  symbolism.   Syllabi for 2008 (doc) 2005 (doc)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Note: this Gen. Ed. rubric is now called “Texts and Ideas,” which is a step in the right direction. In this course, we look at foundational texts ranging from antiquity through the early twentieth century, with a special focus on human conceptions of time and history.  Most of the texts we will be reading interrogate the beginnings of human history and the origin of the universe while also speculating about the end of the world and the kingdom of heaven.  Over the course of our readings, we will try to investigate this transhistorical insistence on conceiving of the world in terms of its origins and its endings. While this question will provide some of the focus for the course, the texts have also been chosen for their significance in the development of human thought and intellectual history.  Syllabus for: 2006 (doc) (rtf)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - Contemporary Central and Eastern European Literature</image:title>
      <image:caption>This course will provide an eclectic survey of works from Poland, the former Czechoslovakia, the former Yugoslavia,  and Hungary.  As the previous sentence suggests, it is difficult to come up with a term that unites these various traditions; as a rubric, "Central and East European Literature" is simply one of the least infelicitous of possible compromises.  Our survey focuses on works produced in the last fifty years, a period which, for some of the nations involved, describes the rise and fall and rise of the state.  Though questions of politics and ideology inevitably arise when reading literature that reflects the totalitarian experience, such issues will not be the primary concern of this course.  Rather, we will examine a wide range of questions regarding culture, philosophy, and the aesthetic:  What does it mean to write in the tradition of a "minor" literature?  What is the effect of writing in exile, or of writing in a foreign language?  How do these authors turn their "marginal" status to their advantage?  What is the impact of the Second World War on their writing?  How do certain authors blur the boundaries between autobiography and fiction, and does this lend their work a greater claim to “authenticity”?  Is there a "Central/East European" aesthetic or approach that unites these works?  To what extent can these works be considered "postmodern"?  How does looking at the literature of the last fifty years through a "Central/East European" lens change our approach to the postmodern?  Syllabi for: 2005 (doc) 2001 (doc) 1996 (doc) 1995 (docx)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - Russian Popular Culture: The Twentieth Century</image:title>
      <image:caption>This course provides both a broad survey of the main trends of Russian popular culture throughout the 20th Century and an in-depth analysis of the forces and ideologies that helped shape these trends.  Before the Revolution, the rise of an urban bourgeoisie and working class had developed a thriving “boulevard” culture, appealing to the tastes of the widest possible audiences in order to generate income.  The Bolsheviks saw mass culture as a way of educating and transforming the population, and therefore did their best to use film, fiction, radio, television, and poster art to help create the “new Soviet person.”  Yet Soviet mass culture was equally influenced by popular tastes, resulting in popular entertainment that was neither strict Socialist Realism nor the product of a free market of ideas.  From perestroika on, Russian popular culture has gone through an enormous upheaval, thanks to the collapse of censorship, the pressures of market forces, and a flood of cultural imports from Europe and especially the United States.  The second half of this course looks at the last two decades of Russian culture in the twentieth century, paying particular attention to the themes and problems that are most prominent. Syllabi for: 2003 (doc) 2001 (doc)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - Research Methods and Critical Theory</image:title>
      <image:caption>This course is intended to serve as an introductory to some (but by no means all) of the major trends in twentieth-century critical theory, and also to help incoming graduate students develop the research skills that are essential for any kind of advanced scholarly work.  While most of the readings and assignments appear to be geared towards particularly literary studies, I contend that the analytical skills and critical stances exemplified by these readings can inform any interpretive activity.  In addition to reading purely theoretical texts, we will also be analyzing recent scholarly articles written by prominent and up-and-coming Slavists in order to understand exactly what goes into a well-wrought essay or article, to see how an argument is developed and supported, and how theoretical texts can be used in non-theoretical articles. We will also pay attention to these articles’ flaws, which can be equally educational. Syllabus for 2000 (doc)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In this course, we will examine selected works of Russian modernist fiction, from the years immediately preceding the Revolution (Bely) through the early 1930s (Platonov, Kaverin), paying special attention to the most productive and troubled period in Russian fiction this century:  the 1920s.  Though most of our texts will deal with both Soviet life and Soviet ideology in one way or another, we will also be reading fiction by emigré authors (Nabokov).  Syllabus for 1998 (doc)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This course is designed to serve a number of purposes, all of which are connected to a common goal:  to provide an introduction to Russian and Slavic Studies at the graduate level.  Syllabi for: 1997 (doc). 1995 (doc)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In this course, we will investigate the categories of sexuality and gender in Russian culture.  By “sexuality” I do not mean specific sexual practices, but rather the system that was developed for discussing (and regimenting) sexual expression. “Gender” is used not as a synonym for biological sex, but as a socially constructed category for interpreting biological sexual difference.  Our focus on sexuality and gender will cause us to examine the concepts of masculinity and femininity in Russian culture, as well as the changing structure of the family in Russian life and art.    Other recurring themes include homoeroticism and the connections between political and sexual rebellion.  Russia provides a unique opportunity to examine such issues: not only does Russia straddle East and West both geographically and culturally, but Russia has also been the object of numerous conflicting stereotypes, both self-selected and externally imposed. Russia is alternately viewed as a matriarchal society composed of strong women and “superfluous” men or a stubbornly partiarchal order in which women’s subservient position is masked by rhetoric and chivalry.  Similarly, Russia has been at times perceived by foreigners as the land of libertinism and free love (particularly in the 18th Century and the 1920s), and yet the notorious declaration of the perestroika era that “we have no sex” points to a long history of asceticism.  Finally, the experience of Russia in the twentieth century can be viewed as the failed attempt to put radical theory into everyday practice, a grand scheme of social engineering that had the family unit as one of its primary subjects.  The result is the common perception that Russia lived through “feminism” with disastrous consequences.  Syllabi for: 1997 (docx) (1996) (docx)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In this course, we will read a broad selection of the major works of nineteenth-century Russian literature (excluding poetry).  Issues of style, theme, narrative technique, and literary movements and genres will be central to our examination of these texts, but we will also take special care to read the works in their historical and cultural contexts.  This involves more than just lectures on the background of the various writers and movements; we will repeatedly turn to the philosophical debates that lie at the heart of so many Russian novels and stories:  the polemic between Slavophiles and Westernizers, the problem of the "superfluous man" (and his foil, the strong Russian woman), the decline of the aristocracy,  the generation gap between "fathers and sons," and, of course, the "Russian soul."  Though the treatment of these themes is certainly linked to the particular historical moment of nineteenth-century Russia,  many of the issues themselves are universal. 1995 (docx) 1993 (docx)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>After gaining world-wide attention during the nineteenth century, Russia continued to be a major source of cultural production in the twentieth, but with a difference:   Russian history has once again resulted in a culture that is both familiar and alien to Western observers.  Specifically, the Soviet experiment was designed to produce a different kind of human being:  the New Soviet Man.  We will trace the cultural representation of this "new man," who, if he existed at all, ultimately strayed far from his theoretical model.  1995 (doc) 1994 (docx)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Syllabi - Soviet Fiction of the 1920s</image:title>
      <image:caption>In this course, we will examine selected works of Russian fiction that date from the formative period of Soviet literature and ideology, the 1920s.  The 1920s represent a unique moment in Russian, if not world, history: after years of radical ferment, Russia finally had the opportunity to put into practice the social theories that had captured the attention of a significant portion of the intelligentsia.  The first decade after the revolution held out the possibility that the gap between theory and practice might at last be breached.   This seminar treats the attempts of several Russian authors to explore the relationship between revolutionary theory and everyday life in works of prose fiction. One can argue that literature is no closer to "real life" than any social theory, and yet fiction can be used as a model of reality, a laboratory in which ideas can be tested under controlled conditions. Whether or not the authors themselves saw their work this way, the critics and the government certainly did: writers were alternately condemned or praised for the words and actions of their characters.      Syllabus for: 1993 (docx).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>General Template - “Plots against Russia: Conspiracy, Sincerity, and Propaganda”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Adapted from Plots against Russia, the book. Deutschmann, Peter, Jens Herlth, and Alois Woldan (eds.) “Truth” and Fiction: Conspiracy Theories in European Culture and Literature. Bielefeld: Transcript Verlag, 2020. 169-183.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How we work during the pandemic. ASEEES Newsnet, June 2020.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Putin Has Hitched His “Russophobia” cart to the Latest Culture War Wagon</image:title>
      <image:caption>When there’s a Putin/Harry Potter emergency, who ya gonna call? cnn.com, March 28, 2022</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - New Book, New Blog: Unstuck in Time</image:title>
      <image:caption>Unstuck in Time explores the fictional and ideological reconfigurations of time in the aftermath of the Soviet collapse All the Russias, June 1, 2021</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Navalny and the Boxers Rebellion</image:title>
      <image:caption>There is no scenario in which a sentence containing the name “Putin” and the words “Navalny’s underwear” does the president any good. All the Russias, December 23, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Confessions of a Bad Conference Attendee</image:title>
      <image:caption>A modest proposal for socializing at online conferences. Feeding the Elephant: A Forum on Scholarly Communications. The H-Net Book Channel, November 4, 2020.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - The Lincoln Project’s Red Scare.</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s finally happened: I’m actually angry about an anti-Trump ad. All the Russias. July 2, 2020.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - “The Screens of Academe”</image:title>
      <image:caption>How we work during the pandemic. ASEEES Newsnet, June 2020.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Forgetting Eduard Limonov : The New York Times’ Obituary Epic Fail.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Imagine an obituary for O.J. Simpson which talks about his acting career and his role in a series of famous TV commercials, but leaves out the fact that he played football.  Oh, and that pesky murder trial.That’s basically what the New York Times did in its obituary for Eduard Limonov. All the Russias. March 19, 2020.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Beyond Belief</image:title>
      <image:caption>As contemporary Russian discourse moves further and further not just to the right, but to a world in which even the most improbable conspiracy theories can be publicly entertained with a straight face, questions of intent and belief inevitably come to the fore.  In Russia, as in America, liberal intellectuals bash their pointy but figurative heads against an equally figurative wall, half-asking, half-lamenting, “How can people really believe all this?” Or its corollary: “Do these people really believe what they’re saying?”  ASEEES Blog, January 17, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - U.S. vs. Russia: Make America Fat Again</image:title>
      <image:caption>Americans have been anxious about Russians for a few years now, with stories that they’re fixing our elections, attacking our power grids, ruining social media, and taking Don Jr. seriously.  But Russia Beyond recently published a story that made my blood run cold: “Are Russians more obese than Americans?’ All the Russias.. February 5, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - NYT: Let’s Get Racist about Russia</image:title>
      <image:caption>When your country is run by a corrupt, lying bully with complete disdain for the rule of law, it’s easy to get self-righteous.  You can grow overconfident about the virtues of the people who join you in opposing the forces that are charting out a path toward dictatorship and ruination. And if you think that’s depressing, wait until I stop talking about America and start talking about Russia.. All the Russias. February 5, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - New Book, New Blog: Russia’s Alien Nations</image:title>
      <image:caption>As some of you know, I spent a couple of years writing the first draft of Plots against Russia: Conspiracy and Fantasy after Socialism on my blog. Now that the book is coming out (from Cornell University Press, this March), I’m back to work on my next projects. And one of them is…another book whose rough draft will be posted on a blog. All the Russias January 10, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Researching Russian Conspiracies in the Age of Trump</image:title>
      <image:caption>A funny thing happened to me while I was writing my book on conspiracy theory and contemporary Russia: my obscure little corner of Russian cultural studies suddenly threatened to become relevant. All the Russias October 14, 2018. Also on the SEEJ blog.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - The Americans: “Take Your Daughter to Work” Day</image:title>
      <image:caption>Previously, on The Walking Dead… Well, no, obviously, this is The Americans (Season Six, Episode 2), but by the time the hour was over, I couldn’t help but feel that I was watching a lot of dead men and women walking. All the Russias April 5, 2018</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - The Strange Resurrection of Arkady Babchenko</image:title>
      <image:caption>In a stunning turn of events, murdered Russian opposition journalist and author Arkady Babchenko is alive and well in Kiev. All the Russias May 30, 2018</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - The Americans: The Marriage Plot against America</image:title>
      <image:caption>When The Americans began in 2013, it was a response to the 2010 Anna Chapman/Illegals spy scandal that failed to shock the nation.  The news that Russia had populated suburban New Jersey with agents whose most likely shot at producing valuable information was a well-crafted Google search was more the stuff of comedy than drama.  The whole affair got its first television deal before The Americans ever aired, when Chapman was given a regular program on Russia’s REN TV devoted to conspiracy theories. All the Russias March 29, 2018</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Was Putin Really Blaming Jews for Interfering in the U.S. Election? Probably Not</image:title>
      <image:caption>In his recent interview with Megyn Kelly, Russian President Vladimir Putin set off alarm bells in the U.S. media. Criticizing the United States for “throw[ing] 13 Russians to the media,” he added: “Maybe they are not even Russians, but Ukrainians, Tatars or Jews, but with Russian citizenship, which should also be checked. Maybe they have dual citizenship or a Green Card. Maybe the U.S. paid them for this.” The Washington Post. March 12, 2018 (The Monkey Cage). Also in All the Russias as “Was Putin Targeting Jews?” March 12, 2018.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Boys Just Want to Have Fun: Just How Queer Are the Satisfaction” Videos?</image:title>
      <image:caption>In the middle of January, freshmen cadets at an aviation academy in Ulyanovsk (a provincial town bearing Lenin’s original last name), posted a clip inspired both by the Benny Benassi’s 2002 “Satisfaction” and a 2013 all-male British army parody, surely never intending to become the latest flashpoint in contemporary Russian culture wars. All the Russias. February 27, 2018</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Enabling Russian Paranoia: A Response to Thomas Weber</image:title>
      <image:caption>As the noose tightens around the Trump administration, and most of my friends place their bets as to which enabler is going to take the fall next (Go, Jared!), I worry that some Western pundits have gone overboard.  While investigating or critiquing alleged collusion with Russia, we need to be careful that we are not inadvertently bolstering the Russian case for American and European paranoia.  We may not be colluding with Russia, but we are handing over propaganda victories free of charge. All the Russias. December 5, 2017</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Matt Taibbi’s Not-So-Secret Past</image:title>
      <image:caption>The only thing gratifying about this weekend’s uproar over Matt Taibbi’s Moscow days is that Russia watchers were 20 years ahead of this particular news cycle. Apparently, scandal is a renewable resource. The Huffington Post. October 30, 2017 All the Russias. October 29, 2017</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Ksenia Sobchak, or, Who Gets to Lose to Putin in 2018?</image:title>
      <image:caption>How do you build drama around an election with a foregone conclusion?  An election that has barred the participation of the most viable opposition candidate (with “viable” as the operative word only when grading on a serious curve)? In Russia’s case, the answer, apparently, is Ksenia Sobchak. All the Russias, October 23, 2017</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Is “Fake News” Fake News?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Donald Trump has a knack for rendering otherwise neutral phrases toxic, colonizing them as though they were the site of a future white nationalist ethnostate. From “Believe me” to “beautiful” to “a lot of people don’t know,”  innocent collections of words are now doomed to sound like quotes from our president’s 5th-grade vocabulary. All the Russias, October 16, 2017</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Blaming Russia</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is Russia engaged in a concerted effort to undermine American democracy, or are we living through a twenty-first century version of red baiting (in the absence of actual Reds)? The Huffington Post  October 9, 2017. All the Russias, October 9, 2017</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Change Is Coming to “All the Russias”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Now that All the Russias has turned 5 (its birthday passing unnoticed last month even by its proud, but distracted papa), it is time for the blog to venture out into the world and stand on its own two feet.  So I am delighted to announce some big changes. All the Russias, October 4, 2017</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Talking with Geoff Cebula, Author of Adjunct</image:title>
      <image:caption>Occasionally on All the Russias, we speak with Slavic scholars about a new or recently completed project.  Today’s entry in this series is a bit different: Geoff Cebula is a Slavist and freelance translator with a Phd from Princeton, but the book he has just published (Adjunct) is not a Slavic monograph.  It’s fiction, a cross between the campus novel and a genre that shall remain nameless in the interests of avoiding spoilers.  But many of our readers either have worked or are currently working as adjuncts (or perhaps simply working with them); the professional plight of the novel’s protagonists is likely to be all too familiar. All the Russias, August 1, 2017</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Cringe-Watching Oliver Stone’s The Putin Interviews</image:title>
      <image:caption>There are really only two problems with The Putin Interviews,  Oliver’s Stone’s four-hour series on Showtime:  Vladimir Putin and Oliver Stone.  One of these men is completely paranoid about American hegemonic power and convinced that Russia can be a a constructive counterbalance on the world stage.  The other is the president of the Russian Federation. The Huffington Post,, June 16, 2017 All the Russias, June 16, 2017</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - The Ballad of Sonya and Louie: An Immigrant Story</image:title>
      <image:caption>For years now I’ve had a standard answer to a standard question (“How did you get interested in Russian?”).  I explain that when I was growing up, I thought my family was Russian, but then when I went to college, I found out we were just Jews.  But by then it was too late. All the Russias, March 9, 2017</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Hulk Smash Stupid Russia Theories</image:title>
      <image:caption>The election of Donald Trump is the mother of all American political disasters, a craven, yellow streak down the back of the body politic.  The debasement of public discourse is, at this point, no surprise, but who would have expected it to trickle down to the American media’s coverage of Russia? All the Russias, January 16, 2017</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - In Defense of Russia’s Holocaust on Ice</image:title>
      <image:caption>Has “Springtime for Hitler” finally met its match? What, after all, could be a better example of bad taste than a figure-skating routine performed by a man and a woman dressed as concentration camp inmates, complete with stripes and yellow stars? Clearly, Mel Brooks chose the wrong season for his Hitler-themed broadway scam.  Winter is coming, accessorized with Holocaust kitsch. The Huffington Post, December 15, 2016 All the Russias, December 1, 2016</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pity the poor Russia expert.  We’re like the old Maytag repairman, sitting in our forgotten offices, hoping someone will need our help. But when our experience is called upon, it’s usually not good news.  No one seeks out a grizzled old veteran of the theory wars to solve a Dostoevsky emergency.  Pundits and politicians don’t look to us  for help with the latest Tolstoy crisis. The Huffington Post, November 21, 2016 All the Russias, November 21, 2016</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Russia’s winters just got a lot colder: last week, the government banned PornHub. Given that 92% of all Internet use in Russia involves porn (according to one estimate) this is great news for Netflix subscribers—streaming video is going to be a lot faster. The Huffington Post, September 22,, 2016 All the Russias, September 19, 2016</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s hunting season for mythological creatures, from New Jersey Muslims celebrating the World Trade Center attack to transgender bathroom predators, not to mention Jeb Bush supporters, we are getting used to seeing things that aren’t there. So it should be no surprise that the most popular gaming app is dedicated to finding imaginary monsters: Pokémon Go. All the Russias, August 17, 2016 The Huffington Post, August 17, 2016</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is Donald Trump carrying Vladimir Putin’s baby? This is not a  headline from The National Enquirer (a newspaper that Trump himself has deemed worthy of respect),  but if recent chatter on The Daily Beast, Slate, The New York Times, and The Washington Post suggest, there must be some “experts” out there who could assure me that a Trump/Putin lovechild is a clear and present danger. The Huffington Post, July 27, 2016 All the Russias, July 25, 2016</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - No Netflix, No Chill: In Russia, It’s Better to Purge than to Binge</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s not easy guarding the purity of the Russian state. In addition to the existential threats posed by rainbows, LGBT parades, Ukrainian libraries, and imported cheddar, Russia faces a new enemy: Netflix. The Huffington Post, June 24, 2016 All the Russias, June 23, 2016</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now nearing the end of its fourth season, The Americans is a confounding success. It’s hard to figure out which of its triumphs is the most unlikely: that it has millions of Americans rooting for KGB agents to outsmart our country every week, or that the FX network has produced a critical darling that is not entirely awash in testosterone. Public Books.  June 2, 2016. Excerpted as: “The Post-Soviet Future of FX’s The Americans: A Modest Proposal.” All the Russias.  June 3, 2016.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Vegans vs. Sausage-Wielding Nationalists, or, How I Miffed Your Motherland</image:title>
      <image:caption>Vegans: occasionally self-righteous but well-meaning advocates of good health and animal welfare, or traitors to the Motherland? And why would post-Soviet nationalists see seitan as a path to Satan? The Huffington Post. June 2, 2016. All the Russias.  May 31st, 2016.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For just a day, it looked like a liberal Russian’s nightmare: the Russian Orthodox Church (ROC) was proposing the removal of classic stories by Anton Chekhov, Alexander Kuprin and Ivan Bunin from the school curriculum, because they allegedly promoted “free love.” “Free love,” for those of you under 60, basically covers adultery, “hooking up,” and serial monogamy (“You call it sin; we call it college.”) The Huffington Post. March 17, 2016. As “Papa Don’t Preach:  The Church, Chekhov, and Checks and Balances.”  All the Russias, March 16th, 2016.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say what you will about presidential candidate Ben Carson, but his performance in Saturday’s  Republican debate has moved his party forward.  After years of Republicans comparing Barack Obama to Hitler, we now know that the GOP is our only hope against a rival totalitarian dictator:  Joseph Stalin. The Huffington Post.  February 16, 2016.  “Thank You, Comrade Stalin, for Ben Carson.” All the Russias. February 15th, 2016</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - New Book, New Blog: Plots against Russia</image:title>
      <image:caption>Writing a book is a lonely, isolating endeavor.  But maybe it doesn’t have to be. All The Russias, November 11, 2015</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Toxique romance: Comment la Russie voit l’Amérique</image:title>
      <image:caption>French translation of “Caught in a Bad Romance” (below) by Ophélie Siméon. La vie des idées. October 20, 2015.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Russia fares poorly in the headlines, and not just because the news is so often bad. The Anglo-American world’s limited knowledge about its culture and history saddles Russia with painfully obvious clichés, often involving the words “red” and “revolution.” But the banality prize must go to the inevitable “From Russia, with Love.”1 It has been almost 60 years since Ian Fleming published a James Bond novel by that name (and more than 50 since the movie was released), yet the phrase, like Bond himself, does not seem to be headed to retirement any time soon. Public Books, October 15, 2015 All the Russias, October 15, 2015</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>For years I have been alone in my circle of friends in having a love/hate relationship with David Brooks. Again and again I found myself taking sides in our ongoing debate: is David Brooks thoroughly awful or only somewhat awful? The Huffington Post, September 11, 2015 All the Russias, September 11, 2015</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Paleo Diet has finally been knocked from its perch as the stupidest food trend of the twenty-first century, replaced by an even stranger phenomenon: the Russian government’s mass, televised destruction of banned imported food. The Huffington Post. August 14, 2015. As “Russian Propaganda and the Return of the Repressed; or, Why the Cheese Never Stands Alone.” All the Russias. August 14, 2015.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Six Questions for Jenny Kaminer about Her New book, Women with a Thirst for Destruction: The Bad Mother in Russian Culture</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jenny Kaminer: I became interested in this topic when I first encountered literary works—namely, Liudmila Petrushevskaia’s novella The Time: Night—that seemed to be challenging or flying in the face of precisely this deeply rooted cult of motherhood. The question that motivated my research early on was, quite simply: what does it mean to be a bad mother in the context of a culture where, as the philosopher Nikolai Berdiaev famously put it, “motherhood is the fundamental category”? All the Russias. May 21, 2015.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Porn for Peace: Ending the War in Ukraine while Riding a Dolphin</image:title>
      <image:caption>In a world where brother battles brother, and Russia and Ukraine find themselves in a virtual state of war, Only One Man could restore peace and harmony. One Man. Sandwiched between two bleached blondes. Riding an inflatable dolphin. And wearing nothing but a jockstrap. The Huffington Post.  March 24, 2015. All the Russias. March 23, 2015.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Boris Nemtsov has been dead for less than three days. During this time, the media and blogsosphere have understandably gone into overdrive in the attempt to figure out exactly what happened. Journalists are trained to answer the key questions “who, what, when, where, how, and why”, but the most important ones in this case (who and why) are obviously at the center of the most intense speculation. We will never really know. The Huffington Post.  March 3, 2015. All the Russias.  March 2, 2015.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Please Let Me Join Your Spy Scandal!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is the “new Cold War” a sequel, or just a sad set of re-runs? Once again, New York faces a Russian spy scandal whose participants really should have taken the title Get Smart literally. But as the movie tag lines go: This time, it’s personal. Because it apparently involves a university very close to home. The Huffington Post.  February 23, 2015. All the Russias.  January 27, 2015.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Defending the Mother Who Abandoned Her Down Syndrome Baby</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you’ve been on Facebook in the past 24 hours, you’ve probably heard the story of Samuel Forrest, a baby born with Down Syndrome in a hospital in Armenia. The mother gave the father an ultimatum: it’s me or the baby. The father kept the baby, and the mother filed for divorce. Naturally, everyone applauds the father; meanwhile, the mother comes off as a cross between Medea and Maleficent. The Huffington Post.  February 6, 2015.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. The Huffington Post.  January 12, 2015.  All the Russias.  January 9, 2015.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Was “Black” in Russia. Is He White in America?</image:title>
      <image:caption>How race gets parsed in Russia and Ameriac. The Washington Post. January 8, 2015.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Our New Feature on Current Scholarship in the Field</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s only the first week of the year, but it’s already time to follow up on an unspoken New Year’s Resolution for the All the Russias blog.  We had big plans when we launched this blog back in 2012, plans that included a number of projects that we still haven’t gotten around to developing (interviewing senior scholars in Russian Studies, for instance). All the Russias.  January 7, 2015.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - The Eye of Sauron over Moscow, or, Revenge of the Orcs</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Russian Federation has an image problem. A large segment of the Western media has reduced the birthplace of Dostoevsky and Tolstoy to a caricature of invasion-happy, gay-bashing ultranationalists led by a shirtless man on a horse So of course, the obvious solution is to deck the skies of Moscow with one of the most internationally recognized symbols of evil this side of the swastika. Yes, in honor of the final installment of the eighty-seven-part Hobbit film series, a Russian art group recently decided to crown the Moscow International Business Center with the All-Seeing Eye of Sauron. The Huffington Post. December 11, 2014 All the Russias.  December 11, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is it possible to make official Russian homophobia even more laughable? There’s an app for that. The Huffington Post.  November 7, 2014. All the Russias.  November 5, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Sex Tips from the Russian GQ MagazineGQ Magazine</image:title>
      <image:caption>The September 2014 edition of the Russian GQ includes “The Gentleman’s New Kama Sutra,“ 23 rules for navigating the complex world of 21st century sex with the help of 19th century values. It’s tempting to posit that the editors are actually aliens who learned about Earth culture entirely from binge-watching Mad Men (with the occasional break for Animal House and Porky’s). The Huffington Post.  September 17, 2014. All the Russias.  September 16, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - ”Sucking Strelkov,” or, The Erotics of Russian Invasion</image:title>
      <image:caption>Set largely in Donetsk in June 2014, “Sucking Strelkov” isn’t just ripped from the headlines; it has strip-mined them, resulting in all the aesthetic charm that the metaphor implies. The Huffington Post.  September 12, 2014. All the Russias.  September 11, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Please Segregate My Special Needs Child</image:title>
      <image:caption>To all the well-meaning people who see inclusion as the only desirable goal for special needs children, I say: thanks, but no thanks. The Huffington Post.  September 12, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Russia, Ukraine, and the Fantasies of War</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is the war in Ukraine real?  On the face of it, this is a remarkably stupid question.  Thousands have died, over a million have been displaced, and European international relations have sunk into a morass.  On a basic, human level, the war is tragically real. The Huffington Post.  September 9, 2014.  All the Russias. September 8, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Why Conspiracy Theories Take Hold in Russia</image:title>
      <image:caption>All it takes is an hour or two of Russian state television to learn that someone is plotting against Russia. Watch for a few more hours, and you’ll find that everyone is plotting against Russia. Watch for a few more days, and the truth comes out: Russia is plotting against Russia. The Huffington Post.   July 28, 2014. All the Russias. July 28, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Putin, Planes, and Propaganda</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s not easy keeping an open mind about what’s going on in Russia when government officials are so intent on keeping minds closed. Nor is it easy to refrain from taking cheap shots when the Ministry of Culture issues press releases that look as though they were drafted by the Russia bureau of The Onion.  The Huffington Post.  July 21, 2014.  All the Russias. July 21, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Spies in the House of Rock</image:title>
      <image:caption>In all the fuss about Russia possibly invading Ukraine, a shocking revelation about Russian-American relations has gone all but unnoticed.  Long-dead underground rock idol Viktor Tsoi, the front man for the classic group known as “Kino,” sang songs that had been written for him in Hollywood at the behest of the CIA.  As part of a plot to destroy the Soviet Union. All the Russias.  April 17, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Russia and Ukraine: Stupidity, Cynicism, or Both?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Like most of the people who bother to read this blog, I’m finding it difficult to think about anything besides the looming war between Russia and Ukraine.  As I’m glued to my computer screen, I’m reminded of the previous crises in the former Soviet Union, crises I usually weathered in front of a TV switched to CNN.  But there are differences. All the Russias. March 2, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Russian government has gotten back into the story business. This is bad news for people who like to tell stories of their own, but good news for people who like to tell the same old stories. PEN America. February 14, 2014. The Huffington Post.  February 14, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Black Woman or Russian Fashion Accessory? Only Her Hairdresser Knows for Sure</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you’re an art impresario, fashion designer, and related to two (count ‘em, two) Russian oligarchs by blood and by common-law marriage, it can’t be easy finding a new thrill.  If you’re Dasha Zhukova, editor of the Garage fashion magazine, what’s left to do? Obviously, there can be only one answer:  photograph yourself sitting on a chair designed to look like a black woman decked out in fetish gear. On Martin Luther King Day. All the Russias. January 24, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Nadya Tolokno: Pussy Riot’s Fashion Icon or Fashion Victim?</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s not easy being punk. It’s even harder to keep believing in punk (or, by extension, anarchism, activism, and the like).  For a style of life and art that seems hell-bent on offending, punk lays down a surprising number of unwritten rules.  The first commandment: Thou shalt not sell out. All the Russias. January 7, 2014.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Pussy Riot vs. Ksenia Sobchak, Round Two</image:title>
      <image:caption>I was going to end the year with my thoughts on Putin’s latest words and deeds, but then something got in the way: Ksenia Sobchak. All the Russias. December 30, 2013.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Testicles vs. Trunks, or, The Discreet Charms of Public Hooliganism</image:title>
      <image:caption>Testicles, titanic trunks, tourists, and pickled corpses. I offer these words up as the answer in a Russia-themed round of Jeopardy.  The question is, of course, “What can be found on Red Square?” All the Russias. December 4, 2013.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Reason #137 to study Russian literature: apparently, it will teach children about sex.  This is a good thing, because no one else in Russia seems to want to. All the Russias.  September 20, 2013.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve been on a bit of a holiday from All the Russias, taking my customary, relaxing summer vacation (i.e., teaching four classes), and doing my best not to let the news from the (ex-) Mother-in-Law-Land keep me from my appointed rounds. And then some fool had to give Edward Snowden a copy of Crime and Punishment. All the Russias.  July 25, 2013. x</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - The Spy Who…Oh, Never Mind</image:title>
      <image:caption>When Ryan Fogle, Third Secretary at the American Embassy in Moscow, was arrested for attempting to recruit a Russian security-services officer, the world sat up and took notice.  Then it snickered and sat down again. All the Russias. May 17, 2013.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Off-White like Dzhokhar</image:title>
      <image:caption>What do Americans see when they look at the faces of Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev?  And do Russians see the same thing? All the Russias. May 2, 2013.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Forgive me for seeming to trivialize a tragic story that has already been overexploited, but I have to ask: has anyone out there noticed how much Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looks like a young Neil Gaiman? All the Russias.  April 23, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Putin vs. the Female Body, Round Two</image:title>
      <image:caption>Vladimir Putin hasn’t been having much luck with female anatomy lately. All the Russias.  April 9, 2013.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Sobchak Interviews Nevzorov and My Head Explodes</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ve made no secret of my mixed feelings about Ksenia Sobchak: she’s a party girl who epitomized post-Soviet Russia’s “golden youth,” a spokesperson for the contemporary protest movement, and a compellling and competent television talk show host.  Recently, however, she met her match, interviewing a man whose career and public persona is even more incoherent than her own: Alexander Nevzorov. All the Russias. March 12, 2013.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - New York Times Warp: Getting Russia Wrong Since 1851</image:title>
      <image:caption>When acclaimed filmmaker  German, director of such classics as My Friend, Ivan Lapshin (1984) and Khrustalyov, My Car!  (1998) , died last week, the New York Times published an unsatisfying obituary with an appalling headline:  “Aleksei German, director of Anti-Soviet Movies, Dies at 74.” All the Russias. February 26, 2013.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Meanwhile, Back in The Americans</image:title>
      <image:caption>As I reported on this blog just a month ago, The Americans on FX seems to be aiming at the niche of “guilty pleasure for people over 40,” or Mad Men for the middle-aged and nostalgic.  Taking us back to the Bad Hair Year of 1980, The Americans tells the story of two Soviet spies (Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys) who have spent nearly two decades in suburban deep cover, raising children and stealing top secret information in a low-tech preview of post-yuppie multitasking. All the Russias. February 26, 2013.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Spies Like U.S.: The Americans and the Americans</image:title>
      <image:caption>This week, FX (“The Channel That Wishes It Were HBO”) introduced “The Americans,” a drama about KGB spies in deep cover in the DC suburbs at the dawn of the Reagan Era.  The premise (that communists could be hiding in the A-frame next door) should be powerful, but it faces the same problem that challenges the show’s undercover leads:  it feels rather domesticated. All the Russias. February 1, 2013.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Russia Greets the End of the World</image:title>
      <image:caption>For those of you not already consumed by fire in the molten pits or, worse, living without wi-fi, there are no more shopping days left before the Mayan Apocalypse.  For the long-dead Mayans themselves, this particular doomsday is rather moot, yet it is precisely this overlooked apocalyptic jetlag that brings me to Russia. All the Russias. December 21, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Russia’s Orphans as Commodity and Bargaining Chip</image:title>
      <image:caption>When Sting released his song “The Russians” in 1985,  I thought the chorus was one of the most asinine things I’d ever heard on the radio (and keep in mind that this was during the reign of Duran Duran):  “I hope the Russians love their children, too.”  Yes, it was a rhetorical gesture to remind us of what was at stake in the event of a global nuclear war, but really: did anyone think the Russians hated their children?  Or that in a millennium of existence as a culture, they still hadn’t made up their minds? All the Russias. December 18, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When Mitt Romney declared Russia the “number 1 geopolitical foe” during the recent US presidential campaign, he would have been on much firmer ground had he simply added “of Madonna and Lady Gaga.”  Granted, Romney would have been an unlikely proponent of a pro-diva plank in the Republican platform, but he would at least have shown that he’s been paying attention. All the Russias. December 13, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Katniss in the Underground (A Pedagogical Field Note)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here’s a question for you post-new critics out there:  if a student completely misunderstands the historical context of a novel, but is otherwise on target, how severe should the consequence be to his or her grade?  It’s something of a paradox: if a tree falls in imperial Russia, but the student thinks it was chopped down in Orwell’s Oceania, does it make an intelligible sound? “All the Russias. November 29, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Off to New Orleans</image:title>
      <image:caption>Like all good Slavists with a research budget, we here at “All the Russias” are off to New Orleans this week, for the annual conference of ASEEEEEEES (I can never keep track of how many “E”s there are in the acronym, so I always err on the side of caution). All the Russias. November 14, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Anna Karenina, Runway Diva, or, Vengeance Is Mine, Saith the Gap</image:title>
      <image:caption>All fashionistas are alike; all fashion victims are victims in their own way. Everything was in confusion in the retail aisles when it was announced that the Banana Republic’s new fall line for women and men would be inspired by the upcoming film adaptation of Anna Karenina.  October 26, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is it possible to be disappointed in Ksenia Sobchak?  Or would that be like feeling let down that water is so wet? October 24, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Pussy Riot, the Telenovela</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Pussy Riot case has already run the gamut of available genres, from performance art to legal drama to kangaroo court. Now it’s taken a turn towards soap opera. All the Russias. October 12, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Reading Nabokov in Greenwich Village (A Pedagogical Field Noted)</image:title>
      <image:caption>Forget Reading Lolita in Tehran–the strangest place I found myself reading Nabokov was in a Russian literature class. “Reading Nabokov in Greenwich Village (A Pedagogical Field Note)”All the Russias. October 9, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - News about the Blog, or, the Least Creative Post I’ve Ever Written</image:title>
      <image:caption>A purely administrative update today, to let you know about some new and developing options for communication. All the Russias. October 5, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Third Terms, Third Trimesters, Third Columns</image:title>
      <image:caption>This past week, the St. Petersburg Legislative Assembly considered taking a bold stance on the protection of human rights in these troubled times.  There was just one catch:  the “humans” in question are still inside the womb. “All the Russias. September 28, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Together, Russia and America Make the Worst Film of the Century</image:title>
      <image:caption>Branded, the recent film written and directed by Jamie Bradshaw and Aleksandr Dulerain, is a shining example for the much-ballyhooed “reset” of Russian-American relations.  Bradshaw and Dulerain have proven that when the former adversaries join hands and work together, they can produce truly spectacular crap. All the Russias. September 19, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The dependably inventive G. Willow Wilson has just come out with a novel called Alif the Unseen, which somehow combines gray hat Arab hackers, would-be Islamic terrorists, and troublemaking djinns into a narrative that never feels overstuffed. Alif takes place in an unnamed City somewhere in the Middle East, and Wilson (a longtime resident of Cairo whose initial claim to fame was her memoir about her conversion to Islam) juggles politics and magical realism with remarkable flair. So what does this have to do with Russia? All the Russias.  September 19, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>he Russian state may not be expansionist, but the Russian blogosphere certainly is.  To be convinced, all you need to do is go onto LiveJournal (an ironic name for a platform that is nearly dead in the anglophone world, but enjoying a happy afterlife on the Runet). All the Russias. September 18, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - Stories Not about Putin, or Masha Gessen Bikes to the Kremlin</image:title>
      <image:caption>Authoritarian Fun Fact: when the political culture and mechanisms of power all revolve around one man (sexist language intended), the accidental consequences of that man’s actions can be both disheartening and hilarious (when they are not tragic and reprehensible). All the Russias. September 17, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - It’s a Bird, It’s a Crane…</image:title>
      <image:caption>Some mornings I get the distinct feeling that my customized Google page has mixed up “news from Russia” with “news of the weird.” And I know that, as someone working on contemporary media and popular culture, I’m vulnerable to the accusation of paying attention to the bizarre rather than the typical. So as I drink my coffee and scroll through the morning’s headlines, I make a special effort to read articles about oil and economics to the bitter end. Really, I’m trying. But then the universe sends me this All the Russias.  September 14, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Show of hands by all the Russia watchers out there: in any of the scenarios in which Russia not only returned to the news, but became a cultural flashpoint, did anyone imagine that the key words would be “pussy riot?” “Riot,” perhaps, but… Here I’ll leave it to my readers to complete the thought. All the Russias. September 13, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Commentary - A Note from the Editor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Welcome to “All the Russias,” the multimedia blog of the Jordan Center for the Study of Russia at New York University. This blog represents the first step in the Jordan Center’s long-term plans to integrate Russian Studies more thoroughly into the new media landscape.  All the Russias. September 13, 2012.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In an otherwise routine e-mail message I wrote this morning, addressed to a student who was anxious about missing class due to illness, I told her that she could turn in her assignment late with no penalty, and closed with a few words of comfort: Walker, Wisconsin, Madison, Maddow, Tea Party, Obama. I have no doubt that she found those words reassuring—really, who wouldn’t? But she might also have been a tad puzzled. The Chronicle of Higher Education (April 29, 2011): B2.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My 2001 predictions about the field in 2020. So, yeah, I got it wrong. AATSEEL Newsletter 44.1 (2002).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Rereading Akunin: An Introduction</image:title>
      <image:caption>Why reread Boris Akunin? For that matter, why read him in the first place? And, for God’s sake, why blog about it? All the Russias, January 17, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - How the Self-Made Man Is Made</image:title>
      <image:caption>First installments in long-running series are a funny thing.  I don’t know what approach to the problem is better: literary theory or set theory. Because the first entry inaugurates a group to which it can never truly belong. All the Russias, January 22, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - The Very Long Nineteenth Century</image:title>
      <image:caption>“The Adventures of Erast Fandorin” are very much of their time—or rather, times, since the action takes place in the last part of the nineteenth century while the books’ publication begins on the cusp of the twentieth and twenty-first.  Akunin’s is not just giving the nineteenth century a backward’s glance; it’s a full-fledged staring contest between the ages, with readers waiting to see who will blink first. All the Russias, January 29, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In a roundabout fashion, The Winter Queen reminds me of the opening section of Andrei Platonov’s unwieldy masterpiece Chevengur (that’s the Russian title—the English title is Chevengur).  All the Russias, February 8, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - The Sudden Death of the Romantic</image:title>
      <image:caption>In this short but eventful chapter, Erast Petrovich Fandorin takes a trip to the Crimea.  No, not that Crimea (it’s not ours).  All the Russias, February 12, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Yesterday’s Man of Tomorrow</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is there anything more tedious than historical parallels, especially in Russia? And if it really is those who forget the past that are doomed to repeat it, then shouldn’t Russians, who can’t stop talking about history, be constantly forging a new path? The country has been so obsessed with history and commemoration that Russia would be justified in abandoning plausible historical events in favor of unlikely plot twists, to the point that Russian history starts looking like the last season of Lost, or any show run by Ryan Murphy. All the Russias, February 19, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Erast Fandorin dropping by an orphanage is a bit like Yogi Bear seeing his ursine cousins at the zoo: the visitor and the visited belong to the same species, yet the contrast between the institutionally confined and the free-range specimens is vast. All the Russias, February 27, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The only plot point that screams “Russian literary classic” as loud as a duel is watching a nest of gentry throwing their lives away in a game of cards.  Both are useful devices for portraying a conflict that is simultaneously a clash of wills and a game of chance, while keeping physical action to a minimum.  Life-and-death struggles rarely get more elegant than this. All the Russias, March 6, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A very long night, indeed. Where most of the previous chapters were lucky if they could claim to contain one significant plot twist, Chapter Eleven sees a parade of odd characters traipse their way through Fandorin’s newly rented room. All the Russias, March 20, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve been saving this title for a while, and, truth be told, I really should have saved it for later. After all, it only takes a year or two of writing Erast Petrovich’s adventures for Akunin to start birthing new Fandorins at a pace even a bunny might envy.  The grandson Nika, introduced in 2000, is the gateway drug leading to even more Fandorins from the distant past.  All the Russias. March 28, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Fandorin Meets Dracula</image:title>
      <image:caption>Like Fandorin, sometimes I miss the truth that’s staring me in the face. All the Russias. April 4, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Vampire Orphans Need Love, Too</image:title>
      <image:caption>As The Winter Queen races forward to its not-quite-logical conclusion, the rapid untangling of the plot threads is matched only by the intense recapitulation of the novel’s themes.  Everything about this chapter reminds us that ORPHANS ARE IMPORTANT.  We are continually reminded of Fandorin’s crippling naïveté, and of the steps he’s made towards growing up. All the Russias. April 18, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Progress: Threat or Menace?</image:title>
      <image:caption>The nineteenth century, according to the advertising copy accompanying the first edition of the Erast Fandorin novels, was a time when “faith in progress was unlimited.” This statement is only one part of the series’ clever, seductive packaging as a gateway to intellectual nostalgia.  All the Russias. April 23, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - She Blinded Him with Science</image:title>
      <image:caption>The penultimate chapter of The Winter Queen is also the most action-packed.  Fandorin narrowly escapes what is essentially a lobotomy, racks up a respectable body count, confronts Lady Astair, and talks his way out of a falsified bomb threat. All the Russias. April 3o, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - The Fridging of Poor Liza</image:title>
      <image:caption>With the conspiracy plot finally resolved, the last chapter of The Winter Queen has only two tasks before it: wrapping up the romance plot and setting Fandorin up for his further adventures.  It achieves both, in a somewhat desultory manner. All the Russias. May 8, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Aren’t Progressive Women Adorable?</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Turkish Gambit Chapter 1 In which Boris Akunin Trolls Feminists All right, that’s not the actual chapter title. The real title is “In which a progressive’s woman finds herself in a quite desperate situation.”  Both Akunin’s and my version are accurate; I would simply add that the “desperate situation” in which Varvara Suvorova finds herself is that she is being written by Boris Akunin. All the Russias. May 22, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Re-introducing Fandorin</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chapter 2 is subtitled “In which many interesting men appear.”  Not only is this accurate, but it’s something of a godsend.  This particular novel wears its Tolstoy influences on its sleeve, and, even though I’m firmly in the camp that was always happier when War and Peace left the battlefield behind for the ballroom, I find myself relieved that the men have arrived.  Presumably, they will not be the object of the smug condescension heaped on the insufferable Varya. All the Russias. May 29, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Epic Orientalist Smackdown</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chapter 3 Which is devoted almost entirely to oriental guile The subtitle of Chapter 3 refers to “oriental guile,” a phrase that, in its English translation, seems calculated to induce a fervor of postcolonialist outrage All the Russias. June 6, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Higher Powers, Lower Motives</image:title>
      <image:caption>It appears I spoke too soon when I said that Fandorin’s patriotism was not of the “love it or leave it” variety, because he expresses this exact sentiment in Chapter 4.  All the Russias. June 12, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - A Hard Day’s Arabian Night</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, a harem.  It’s an odd choice, devoting a significant chunk of a chapter, as well as the chapter’s subtitle, to harems, since, if I remember correctly, no one in the novel ever sets foot in one as the plot unfolds.  But it is also fitting, since so much of this book engages in faux-Orientalist faux-ethnography, which makes sense in a work that is trying to reproduce the feel of a nineteenth-century war yarn. All the Russias. June 19, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Lady’s Choice</image:title>
      <image:caption>No one who had ever seen Varvara Suvorova in her infancy would have supposed her born to be an heroine. Nor would anyone who had read the first five chapters of The Turkish Gambit. All the Russias. June 26, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Go and See</image:title>
      <image:caption>We are back on Tolstoy territory in these two chapters.  Chapters 7 and 8 each advance the war plot, but only Chapter 8 does so on the battlefield; Chapter 7 shows us, if not the war at home, then the war in Bucharest.  The Turkish Gambit is not War and Peace, a fact for which anyone with a twenty-first-century attention span should be grateful.  But these chapters come closer to a meditation on the folly of war than anything preceding them. All the Russias. July 2, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Fandorin and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day</image:title>
      <image:caption>For a man with preternatural luck, Fandorn isn’t doing so well in Chapter 9.  Actually, no one is.  The characters are dropping like flies, leading to a body count more typical of the contemporary crime dramas Akunin is trying so hard not to write. The question is: why? Or, to put a more traditionally Russian spin on it: Who is to blame? All the Russias. July 10, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Our Stupid Heroes</image:title>
      <image:caption>What happens to history when it becomes a novel?  What happens to historical actors when they become characters?  And, over a century later, how much should we really care about what happened at the Siege of Plevna? The last question is difficult for me to answer, because I’m biased: I don’t care.  All the Russias. July 17, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Istanbul, Not Constantinople</image:title>
      <image:caption>In discussing Akunin’s books, I’ve only occasionally engaged in comparing the events of the novel with life in 1990s Russia. All the Russias. July 24, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Can’t Anyone Here Play This Game?</image:title>
      <image:caption>The illustration for this, the concluding entry in our series about Boris Akunin’s The Turkish Gambit, is one of my favorite Far Side cartoons of all time.  “Same Planet, Different Worlds” is the sad cut-line, referring to how completely irrelevant the man’s speculations about the woman’s feelings turn out to be. More cynically, it’s a motto that can be applied to all of us (or at least most of us) at some time or another, since the worlds inside our heads are so often galaxies away from each other. All the Russias. July 31, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Locked Rooms</image:title>
      <image:caption>1998 was a busy year for Boris Akunin, but only the first of many.  If we look at his bibliography, the key to Akunin’s literary life seems to be hyperproductivity.  He published the first four Fandorin novels in 1998, which means I’m taking longer to blog about these books than it took Akunin to write them. All the Russias. August 7, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Babel and Black Bodies on the High Seas</image:title>
      <image:caption>Last time, I noted that Akunin didn’t seem to be inclined to rack up a high body count on the ship.  I stand corrected. Part II culminates in another murder: Professor Sweetchild, with a scalpel, in his cabin. All the Russias. August 14, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Ships that Crash in the Night</image:title>
      <image:caption>The third and final part of Murder on the Leviathan demonstrates just how clever Akunin has been with his pacing.   All the Russias. August 21, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - How Do You Solve a Problem like Pelagia?</image:title>
      <image:caption>If The Sound of Music had a threesome with Murder, She Wrote and The Brothers Karamazov,  the love child abandoned on the church doorstep nine months later would be Boris Akunin’s Pelagia novels.  A blood test would quickly rule out a Dostoevskian paternity, but nurture must not be automatically discounted in favor of nature. All the Russias. August 28, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - The Devil Went Down to Zavolzhsk</image:title>
      <image:caption>The first two chapters of Pelagia and the White Bulldog are a study in contrasts.  The first chapter starts in a monastery and moves out to the wider world, while the second starts with the secular world, only to remind us that ecclesiastical concerns can’t separate themselves from politics. All the Russias. September 6, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - The Dog Days Are Over</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pelagia and the White Bull Dog takes its time putting its pieces into place.  Perhaps this is why I didn’t enjoy it so much the first time around—it’s a bit of a slow burn.  All the Russias. September 11, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - The More I See of Men, the More I Love My Dog</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pelagia and the White Bulldog is not a locked-room mystery (a genre Akunin had played with just two years earlier, in  Murder on the Leviathan).  But sometimes it feels like one. All the Russias. September 18, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - All Dogs Go to Heaven</image:title>
      <image:caption>So it only took five chapters for someone to try to strangle Pelagia. I don’t have any stats about the rate of assault on fictional meddling nuns, but this seems about right. All the Russias. September 26, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Provincial Purity vs Capital Crimes</image:title>
      <image:caption>As if in acknowledgment that most of us dozed off during Mitrofanii’s tedious disquisitions on good governance, Chapter 7 resumes where the narrative left off, literally mid-sentence.  All the Russias. October 1, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Plato’s Republic of Zavolshsk</image:title>
      <image:caption>More than any other chapter in Pelagia and the White Bulldog,  Chapter 6 has an oddly complicated relationship with tedium.  All the Russias. October 2, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Heads, Lost and Found</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mysteries are often compared to puzzles, and for good reasons:  we are given a set of pieces (clues) that we must arrange in the proper configuration (identifying the culprit).   This makes mysteries into restorative projects, fighting against entropy in order to reconstruct a shattered order. All the Russias. October 18, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Pelagia Descending into the Underworld</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pelagia is in danger.  This is hardly a surprise; she’s the protagonist and sleuth in a murder mystery. If she weren’t in danger at least once, readers could sue Akunin for breach of contract All the Russias. October 29, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - The Devil Is No Match for Procedural Liberalism</image:title>
      <image:caption>Now that Pelagia has survived her ordeal, the novel takes a sharp turn towards resolving the plot at all cost.  This is why I’m covering the last three chapters in one post, because, despite the relatively calm start with Pelagia recovering in Mitrofanii’s bed in Chapter 10, the shift is jarring.  Of all of the Akunin novels I’ve (re-)examined so far, Pelagia and the White Bulldog has the most frustrating pacing. All the Russias. November 4, 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - The Nika Fandorin Novels: An Introduction</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just two years after launching his series of novels about Erast Fandorin, Boris Akunin turned his attention to Fandorin’s grandson, Nicholas (Nika).   In those two years, Akunin had already published seven novels about Erast Petrovich, along with the first book in the Pelagia trilogy.  He clearly wasn’t running out of material. So why bring in a new Fandorin? October 15, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - From a Long Line of Orphans</image:title>
      <image:caption>As the protagonist of a mystery or thriller, Nicholas (Nika) Fandorin is a bundle of inadequacies: he’s too trusting, and at two meters tall with his constant Western smile he stands out like a sore thumb.  He’s basically a lovable, ineffectual doofus, the sort of character one might imagine headlining at most a freestanding murder mystery. October 17, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading Akunin - Rereading Akunin: A Conversation with Eliot Borenstein and Maya Vinokour</image:title>
      <image:caption>Maya Vinokour and I talk about the Akunin Project, and why I cut it short All the Russias. December 20, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Plots against Russia: Conspiracy, Sincerity, and Propaganda”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Adapted from Plots against Russia, the book. Deutschmann, Peter, Jens Herlth, and Alois Woldan (eds.) “Truth” and Fiction: Conspiracy Theories in European Culture and Literature. Bielefeld: Transcript Verlag, 2020. 169-183.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “The Screens of Academe”</image:title>
      <image:caption>How we work during the pandemic. ASEEES Newsnet, June 2020.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - Beyond Belief</image:title>
      <image:caption>As contemporary Russian discourse moves further and further not just to the right, but to a world in which even the most improbable conspiracy theories can be publicly entertained with a straight face, questions of intent and belief inevitably come to the fore.  In Russia, as in America, liberal intellectuals bash their pointy but figurative heads against an equally figurative wall, half-asking, half-lamenting, “How can people really believe all this?” Or its corollary: “Do these people really believe what they’re saying?”  ASEEES Blog, January 17, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Borders Unpatrolled. Imaginary Geographies and the Space of Performance in Russian Viral Video.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>From Julie Buckler,Julie Cassiday and Boris Wolfson (ed.s). Russian Performances:. Madison: University of Wissconsin Pres, 2018. 139-147.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Beating around the Bush: Pussy Riot and the Anatomy of the Body Politic”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Using women’s bodies to say no to power. This article was eventually incorporated into Pussy Riot: Speaking Punk to Power.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Dystopias and Catastrophe Tales after Chernobyl”</image:title>
      <image:caption>So many late- and post-Soviet stories and books were preoccupied with the apocalypse. And so many of these apocalypse scenarios were preoccupied with books. Evgeny Dobrenko and Mark Lipovetsky (eds.). Russian Literature since 1991. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 2015. 86-103</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Holy Appropriate: Why Pussy Riot and the Cathedral of Christ the Saviour are a match made in heaven”</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Cathedral of Christ the Savior is haunted by history and absurdity. Pussy Riot came to perform an exorcism, The Calvert Journal. January 22, 2014. A revised version appears in Pussy Riot: Speaking Punk to Power.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Perverting Slavic Studies: A Love Story”</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the text of my keynote for the “Undoing Eros: Love and Sexuality in Russian Culture” at Princeton in 2010. ASEEES Newsnet asked for it; I sent it to them as a rough draft, and they published it in that form without my consent. There are cheap shots I made for a small audience of friends that I never would have included for publication. Otherwise, though, I’m still kind of fond of it. (ASEEES Newsnet March 2011).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Pyramids and Prophets”</image:title>
      <image:caption>An abridged version of my earlier MMM article “Public Offerings’” (see below). Adele Barker and Bruce Grant (eds).  The Russia Reader: History, Culture, Politics. Durham: Duke University Press, 2010. 706-713.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Our Borats, Our Selves: Yokels and Cosmopolitans on the Global Stage”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cringing and learning with Borat. Slavic Review 67.1 (2008): 7-10.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Band of Brothers; Homoeroticism and the Russian Action Hero”</image:title>
      <image:caption>The boevik? So gay. Kultura 2 (2008): 17-21</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Chekhov, Anton”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Like I’m an expert on Chekhov, right? But this was a short entry on his story “A Nervous Breakdown” for the Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature. . For those few of you out there who didn’t run out an buy this hundred-dollar tome, here it is. (Brulotte, Gaetan and John Phillips (eds). Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature.  New York: Routledge, 2006.  Volume 1: 228-229.)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Kuprin, Alexander”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Now the theme reveals itself: the Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature wanted my contributions because I’d written about prostitutes (“sex workers” seems anachronistic in this context, though I support the nomenclature). This is my entry on Kuprin’s novel The Pit, which takes place in a brothel. I picked this cover because, while it is obviously a grim image of a woman hanging herself (based on a moment in the novel), it also strangely reminds me of Mary Poppins.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Platonov, Andrei”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Two more unexciting pages from the Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature. Why do I even bother posting this stuff? Chalk it up to subclinical OCD.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Selling Russia: Prostitution, Masculinity, and the Metaphors of Nationalism after Perestroika.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>From Helena Goscilo and Andrea Lanoux (eds.) Gender and National Identity in Russian Culture Northern Illinois University Press, 2006.  267-299.. A revised version of which served as the basis for Chapter 3 of Overkill.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Nation im Ausverkauf.  Prostitution und Chauvinismus in Russland."</image:title>
      <image:caption>A German translation of “Selling Russia.,” Oesteuropa (6/2006): 99-122.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - ”Stripping the Nation Bare:  Russian Pornography and the Insistence on Meaning."</image:title>
      <image:caption>This article served as the basis for Chapter 2 of Overkill. Lisa Z. Siegel (ed.) International Exposure:  Perspectives on Modern European Pornography, 1800-2000.  New Brunswick: Rutgers University Press, 2005.  232-254.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Survival of the Catchiest:  Memes and Postmodernism in Russia”</image:title>
      <image:caption>I first got into the meme business in the dawn of the twenty-first century, which means that I had to spend a lot of time answering the question “Is this a meme?” “Is that a meme?” (The answer was almost always “yes.”). Internet memes were still rather obscure, and play no role in this article. So this is from a brief moment when I was vaguely near the cutting edge (or at least could see the cutting edge from my house). Slavic and East European Journal 48.3 (2004): 462-484.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Chernukha”</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s an encyclopedia article about chernukha. So if you know what chernukha is, you probably don’t need to read this article. Millar, James R.  Encyclopedia of Russian History (2003)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Viktor Pelevin”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, it’s an almost-20-year-old encyclopedia article about Viktor Pelevin. I can’t think of a single reason why you should read this. Millar, James R.  Encyclopedia of Russian History (2003)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Aleksandra Marinina”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Another encyclopedia-style entry, but not (I think) rendered irrelevant by the passage of time.. It actually contains literary analysis! Don’t look so shocked. Marina Balina and Mark Lipovetsky (eds.) Dictionary of Literary Biography:  Russian Writers Since 1980. 2003. 184-188.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - ”Was It Sexy, or Just Soviet?  The Post-Soviet Expat Safari Novel Comes of Age"</image:title>
      <image:caption>The early Oughts gave us a surprising set of successful novels about clueless expats fumbling through the former Eastern Bloc, as well as stories of hapless émigrés navigating life in the United States: Jonathan Franzen’s The Corrections, Jonathan Safran Foer’s Everything Is Illuminated, Paul Greenberg’s Leaving Katya, Arthur Philipps’s Prague, Gary Shtenygart’s The Russian Debutante’s Handbook, and John Beckman’s The Winter Zoo. This essay was an early attempt at getting the lay of the land. Spoiler alert: my favorite was Prague. I hated Everything Is Illuminated . The Nation (January 2003).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - Vision 2020</image:title>
      <image:caption>My 2001 predictions about the field in 2020. So, yeah, I got it wrong. AATSEEL Newsletter 44.1 (2020).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Fighting Words:  Mayakovsky’s War with Himself”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Once upon a time, I studied Modernism. This article is about Mayakovsky’s typically aggressive, masochistic, self-centered response to World War I. The Silver Age: Russian Literature and Culture, 1881-1921 3-4 (2001). 85-104.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Женоубийцы: жертвоприношение женщины и мужское товарищество в ранней советской эпохе”</image:title>
      <image:caption>(“The Ladykillers:  Female Sacrifice and Male Comradeship in Early Soviet Fiction.”). Russian translation of an earlier version of Chapter 1 of Men Without Women. Kontinent 108 (2001): 290-321.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Defying Interpretation: Allegory and Ideology in Yuri Olesha’s Envy”</image:title>
      <image:caption>This article makes the argument that was originally supposed to be central to my dissertation. I always hoped it would change the way people thought about Envy. Oh, well. Russian Literature  (2000).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “About That: Deploying and Deploring Sex in Post-Soviet Russia.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>An earlier version of Chapter 1 of Overkill. Russian Culture of the 1990s.  Studies in Twentieth Century Literature.  24:1 (Winter 2000): 51-83.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - "‘Masculinity and Nationalism in Contemporary Russian ‘Men’s Magazines’"</image:title>
      <image:caption>Another version of the article that was the basis for Chapter 2 of Overkill. M. Levitt  and A. Toporkov.  (ed.) Eros and Pornography in Russian Culture.  Moscow:  Ladomir, 1999.  605-621.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Ах, “Андрюша,” нам ли быть в печали…Национализм современных ‘мужских журналов”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Russian translation of early version of Chapter 2 of Overkill. Сергей Ушакин (ed.). О муже(н)ственности.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “ Public Offerings:  MMM and the Marketing of Melodrama”</image:title>
      <image:caption>On the use of soap opera in a pyramid scheme’s advertising campaign. Adele Barker (ed.). Consuming Russia. Duke University Press, 1999. 49-75.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Suspending Disbelief: Cults and Postmodernism in Contemporary Russia.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>In my sole attempt at empirical fieldwork, I actually attended a “Mother of God Center” prayer service in the 1990s. It felt like a cross between Russian Orthodox liturgy, Pentecostalism, and Mel Brooks. None of that actually made it into the article. Adele Barker (ed.). Consuming Russia. Duke University Press, 1999. 437-462.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “The Plural Self: Zamjatin’s We and the Logic of Synecdoche.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>My first article (sort of)! And, weirdly, the one that’s been republished the most. Fun with math, even more fun with pronouns, not to mention the secrets of the verb победить (to win). My only regret is spelling “Zamjatin” with a “j..” Slavic and East European Journal 40.4 (1996): 667-683.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Сам не свой: судьба личности в романе “Мы”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Russian translation of “The Plural Self.”  Русская литература XX века: направления и течения. Выпуск 3. 1996 40ь55.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Slavophilia: The Incitement to Russian Sexual Discourse”</image:title>
      <image:caption>A first attempt at Chapter 1 of Overkill, disguised as a review article. Slavic and East European Journal 40.1 (1996): 142-147.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Articles of Faith: The Media Response to Maria Devi Khristos”</image:title>
      <image:caption>What can I say? She’s my all time favorite cult-leader. Religion  25.3 (1995): 249-266.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Rereading - “Maria Devi Khristos: A Post-Soviet Cult Without Personality”</image:title>
      <image:caption>My first attempt at explaining the White Brotherhood. Most of it can be found, in a better form, in “Articles of Faith.” Mind &amp; Human Interaction 5.3 (1994): 110-122.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My favorite podcast interview so far, and not just because they edited out all my “ums” and “uhs” to me make me sound smarter than I actually am. It also ended up being a wide-ranging discussion including Pussy RIot, masculinity, and conspiracy theories.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>June 19, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>January 20, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>April 16, 2019 Partial transcript from ASEEES Newsnet (March 2021)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>April 23, 2015</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Podcasts &amp; Radio - Interview with Radio Prague International about contemporary Russian literature</image:title>
      <image:caption>(in Russian) Элиот Боренштейн: «Если русская литература – это не «Толстоевский», мы не знаем, как к этому подойти»… (March 24, 2010)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Other Media - The Problem with Defining “Disinformation”</image:title>
      <image:caption>Gavin Wilde talks about disinformation, with reference to Plots against Russia. The Carnegie Endowment. November 10, 2022</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Other Media - How Gorbachev’s Pizza Hut Ad Came to Be—and Why It Still Reflects His Legacy</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m briefly quoted among other people who know a lot more about the subject August 31, 2022</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Other Media - The apocalyptic vision behind Putin’s ‘golden billion’ argument</image:title>
      <image:caption>Plots against Russia is quoted. July 22, 2022</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Other Media - Documentary Explores the Disturbing Appeal of QAnon</image:title>
      <image:caption>A write-up of the documentary “Reverb: The QAnon Effect,” for which I was interviewed. Ines Novacic, CBS News, November 24, 2020.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Other Media - Что происходит с движением #MeToo на Западе и сильно ли отстала Россия</image:title>
      <image:caption>A Russian discussion of #MeToo. July 31, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Other Media - Why Firework Conspiracy Theories Are Everywhere Right Now</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m quoted in this story, though I have nothing to say about fireworks. Slate, January 24, 2020</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In which I’m interviewed about, you guessed it, conspiracy theories nyu.edu, October 7, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Other Media - Svenska Dagbladet (Швеция): почему столько русских отождествляют себя с орками</image:title>
      <image:caption>A Russian translation of me explaining Russia’s Orcs in Swedish. October 7, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Me explaining Russia’s Orcs in Swedish (who knew)? Svenska Dagbladet, September 29, 2019</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Interview by Diana Dukhanova (partial transcript from the New Books Network, April 16, 2019). Printed in ASEEES Newsnet (March 2021)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Other Media - What “The Americans” Gets Wrong about the Cold War</image:title>
      <image:caption>The title pretty much says it all. Something I said somewhere about this show gets quoted. The Washington Post, March 28, 2018</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Other Media - Pornhub Hubbub: Russia Attempts to Police Sexuality Online</image:title>
      <image:caption>A Moscow Times story. Since it’s about porn, naturally, I’m quoted…. The Moscow Times, September 13, 2016</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Other Media - The Russians Are Coming…</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m quoted in one of the periodic newspaper articles about the role of Russian villains in American mass culture. The New York Daily News, March 31, 2014</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A write-up of an event at the New York LGBT Center about Russian homophobia and the Sochi Olympics. Gay City News, September 4, 2013</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Other Media - Perils and Pleasures of a Walk Down Memory Lane</image:title>
      <image:caption>In which I trash talk my home town, thanks to a chance encounter while stuck in LaGuardia Airport that led to my being interviewed for this piece. The New York Times, September 7, 2007</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Have you volunteered?”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Let me kiss you!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“I’m not moving. I’m afraid the cat might get offended and leave.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“We’re fucked, comrades” From: https://lenta.ru/articles/2016/04/22/lenin146/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Let’s pretend it never happened” From: http://memesmix.net/meme/jvypjy</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Vova, are you have any more? “Are you having any more? “Vova?” From: https://provse.today/skorostnoj-priehal-v-moskvu-dlya-poseshheniya-lenina-interesnoe-foto-kanal-24/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>[Grammatical variations on the slogan “Lenin lives, Lenin lived, Lenin will live!” From: https://old.reactor.cc/post/3872416</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Lenin is a mushroom, Lenin is a mushroom, Lenin will be a mushroom!” From: https://pikabu.ru/story/tak_glagolil_lenin_6958667</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“No, you’re a mushroom!” From: https://memepedia.ru/lenin-grib/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Comrade Stalin, a prophet is here. He says he can tell the future!” “Shoot him! If he knew the future, he wouldn’t have come.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“This sort of shit never happened when I was around!” From: https://www.pinterest.com/cyberdrive/сталин/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When Comrade Stalin Smoked The Ministry of Health didn’t make a peep From: http://risovach.ru/kartinka/8628232</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Comrade Stalin approves of your inner monologue From: http://polimem.forumsdp.ru/25/kogda-kuril-tovarisch-stalin</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>“This sort of shit never happened when I was around!” From: https://www.pinterest.com/cyberdrive/сталин/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>He came from the past To change our future…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>Long before Weinstein Brezhnev made people kiss him in public</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>Brezhnev gotta Brezhnev From: https://admem.ru/1377078568</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>Let me kiss you! From: http://memesmix.net/meme/7999d8</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>Best kisses From: https://shutniki.club/memy/10744-memy-pro-brezhneva-foto</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>Everyone follows their nature. Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin From: http://risovach.ru/kartinka/7502938</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>When you’re just talking, but suddenly, what you were saying rhymed</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>You when you’ve found a new rhyme on the ground From: http://1001mem.ru/p3902770</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 3</image:title>
      <image:caption>The first Russian rapper wasn’t Timati. It was A.S. Pushkin. His rhymes were great, he had African roots, and he died in a shoot-out From: https://fun.tochka.net/pictures/73893-pushkin-nastoyashchiy-russkiy-repper/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Soviet Commercials 1</image:title>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wimm-Bill-Dann’s Jolly Milkman</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You have no persona life, and never will. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA” From: http://risovach.ru/memy/veselyy-molochnik-dzhastas-uolker_1620560/all/43</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Because there won’t be any more of those ‘Games of Thrones” of yours” From: https://www.meme-arsenal.com/create/meme/1027299</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>Go through the Afghan War Be a f*cking man From: https://memepedia.ru/kandibober/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Vova, you look like a broad in that kandibober” “Dima, if I were a kandibober on my head, that doesn’t mean that I’m a woman or a ballerina”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>“We’ve started to live more better!” “But you haven’t!”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>Under Putin the dollar has started being worth more dollars</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>Vegetables, rye, all of that From: https://memepedia.ru/sveta-iz-ivanovo/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>“He’s fucking crazy” From: https://memepedia.ru/porosenok-petr-na-krasnom-traktore/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>Peter Piglet is getting the fuck out of this shitty world. “I’m etting the fuck out of this shitty world by stealing the fuck out of a strange attractor.” http://forb.do.am/photo/memes/piggie_pyotr/31</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>“8000 a month is a normal salary! Turn around and come back!” From: https://www.meme-arsenal.com/create/chose?tag=Поросенок%20Петр</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Peter Piglet getting the fuck out of shitty King’s Landing, after stealing fucking Sansa Stark” From: https://memoteka.com/%D0%9F%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%91%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BA_%D0%9F%D1%91%D1%82%D1%80</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>You’re ditching Rashka You send everybody some pics And then—BAM! The language barrier From: https://memepedia.ru/porosenok-petr-na-krasnom-traktore/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>Peter Piglet got the fuck out of shitty Rashka and is riding on the Autobahn From: https://gallery.ykt.ru/photo/view/1191346</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>Peter Piglet gets the fuck out of shitty Africa From:: https://joker.ykt.ru/2012/12/18/porosenok-petr-kak-simvol-emigracii.html</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1622568910095-ZV6JCZAHXAQ4OKFPVEQC/4.15+Peter+Piglet+Nostalgia.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://joker.ykt.ru/2012/12/18/porosenok-petr-kak-simvol-emigracii.html</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1622568892539-E82WMU4X1UBQJO44MAUX/4.16+Peter+Piglet+Back+to+Russia.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>Peter Piglet, getting the fuck out of America back to Rashka, steals the fuck out of a better tractor! You can tell immediately that Peter is a RUSSIAN From: https://joker.ykt.ru/2012/12/18/porosenok-petr-kak-simvol-emigracii.html</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>If note for Stalin, We’d have all perished! From: https://pups-alik.livejournal.com/604884.html</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e8e26985a94234a511425ff/1622675638318-X23T9VARKIGEDMHU4Z22/4.18+Vatnik+for+Grandpa.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Hurrah! For our grandfathers! For Run’! For Stalin! For Russian Orthodoxy! Victory!” From: https://ok.ru/lentach/topic/66065569999767</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I broke the window in a German beer hall—got revenge for Grandpa! Hurrah for us!” From: https://world.segodnya.ua/world/russia/vatnik-eto-shablonnaya-kartina-mira-i-otsutstvie-kriticheskogo-myshleniya-intervyu-s-avtorom-znamenitogo-mema--1156509.html</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>The West wants to destroy my Rosiushka From: https://memoteka.com/%D0%92%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Dad, can we order some sushi rolls?” “Carl, when I was your age “We stood behind a fence and ate blini with shovels. “WITH SHOVELS, CARL!” From: http://wikireality.ru/wiki/%D0%9A%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BB_(%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BC)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://fastcult.livejournal.com/124253.html</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://fastcult.livejournal.com/124253.html</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://politikus.ru/articles/politics/67360-mona-liza-byla-ukrainkoy-na-ocheredi-david-sleplennyy-s-bandery.html</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://fastcult.livejournal.com/124253.html</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2017/02/12/zhdun-interview-a57121</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://pikabu.ru/story/zhdunka_4823708</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://prostoznat.ru/otkuda-vzyalsya-zhdun-kto-pridumal/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://imgur.com/t/Funny/NF9c3</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://www.facebook.com/mona.liza.kartina/posts/2247320958833478/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://korrespondent.net/ukraine/3819327-v-verkhovnoi-rade-poiavylsia-pluishevyi-zhdun</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://www.igromania.ru/article/28698/Zhdun_i_vse-vse-vse_Geroy_novogo_mema_v_videoigrah.html?cpage=2?cpage=2</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 4</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Is Trump going to be out soon?” From: https://www.ntv.ru/novosti/1757580/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Marc Chagall. They fly around Vitebsk through Poland From: https://www.facebook.com/1578244602389519/photos/a.1578253662388613/2895921713955128/?type=3</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Vitaly Komar and Alex Melamid. “Double Self-Portrait as Young Pioneers” (1982)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ilya Repin “Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire” (1890–1891)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Haulers are the “population of Russia,” while the ship is full of “[parliamentary] deputies, bureaucrats, oligarchs.” The caption: “Contemporary Russia in one picture.” From: https://www.meme-arsenal.com/en/create/template/1971815</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>Offended cats write to cat trainer Kuklachev’s ICQ From: http://kotomatrix.ru/show/426461/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>Comrades, my ex just wrote me that she wants to get back together. Let’s write her an answer http://1001mem.ru/p3902770</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>Trump writes to the Turkish Erdogan From: https://apostrophe.ua/news/society/2019-10-18/fotozhaba-na-trampa-i-erdogana/177737</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sign here</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I’m a vegan” “No gluten for me” “This is definitely lactose-free?” “I’m fasting” “G-d commanded us to keep kosher” “Is this organic?” Waiter: “Lord, I’ve had it up to here with all of you!” From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/4078140485537896</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just a little bit more, Rover! The doctor just needs to take a look at your throat! From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/d41d8cd9/2950482218303734/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>Comrade Director, let’s make up our minds. Am I a mermaid, Batman, or Hellboy? From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/3029186233766665/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>He ‘liked’ his own post. From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/photos/подпишитесь-на-канал-одного-из-админов-в-телеге-ну-пожалуйста-httpstmeblindfatme/3365626890122596/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I saw a great show last night, it’s called The Miracle Workers.” “Good advice, I’ll take a look after work.” From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/2984663721552250/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Yes, dear, I can’t talk right now. Put my beer in the fridge! What do you mean, I never do anything? I’m fighting!” From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/3500265876658696/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/photos/аааааааа/2464394990245795/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You have no right to the Iron Throne.” “Are you nuts? I’m the Mother of Dragons.” “Enough, John, let’s go.” From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/3488341947851089/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>What years is it?” “1348, my son.” “Why the fuck did you give birth to me at the height of the plague? So I could die?” From: https://myslo.ru/news/tula/2020-01-10-kak-zhitel-novomoskovska-stal-sozdatelem-pablika-stradayushee-srednevekov-e</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 8</image:title>
      <image:caption>Videoconferencing with the team during self-isolation From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/3116706765014611?comment_id=3116746495010638</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>Boy, you don’t understand. Bring us an antiseptic. We’re not flying anywhere. From: https://www.meme-arsenal.com/en/create/meme/2224825</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>30 days of quarantine in Italy: the dolphins are back. 30 days of quarantine in Wales: the wild goats are back. 30 days of quarantine in Russia: the 90s are back From: https://twitter.com/tjournal/status/1247555089423794177</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Coronavirus” “My plans for the year” “The ruble exchange rate” “Buckwheat.” From: https://www.spletnik.ru/culture/media/95666-novye-memy-pro-koronavirus-karantin-i-prostoe-russkoe-avos.html</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hi, alarmist! I’m Alevtina the moth. II’ve come for your buckwheat! From: https://ar.pinterest.com/pin/609745237037793808/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Natash, are you asleep?” “It’s already 6 in the morning, Natash.” “Get up, we’ve knocked everything over.” “Honestly, Natash, we knocked it all over.”  From: https://59.ru/text/entertainment/2020/04/10/69083707/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Natasha, it’s 6 Am already, get up!” “They’ve already bought up all the toilet paper!” “We unrolled the last roll!” “They’ve even bought up all the newspapers. Honestly, Natasha!” From: https://www.pinterest.ru/pin/837810336919502740/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>From Natash, why are you lying down again?” “The clock is ticking” “Have you at least found yourself a guy?” “It’s really time to have some kids”: https://ngs.ru/text/entertainment/2020/04/10/69083692/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>“What are we descended from? “From lions, of course!” “And Natasha?” :“Natasha? From apes!” “Lord, how humiliating!” From:: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/684265737125999727/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Natash, are you asleep?” “Melanoma doesn’t sleep, Natash.”  “Get up, they’ve chopped it all off of us” “Honest, Nastash, they’ve chopped all off.” From: https://peopletalk.ru/article/natash-ty-spish-memy-s-natashinymi-kotami-chast-2/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Get up, you moron!" "It's time to come up with new Natasha material." "You've got no girl, no cash--just your stupid memes." "Come on, at least clean our litterbox--we've shat all over it” From: https://www.pinterest.com/marinacibulska/кошары/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Natasha, everyone’s wearing masks” “Natasha, we need them, too” “Get up, Natasha. Sew masks for us “Listen to your conscience, Natasha ”We need 10 of them, we can resell them to neighboring cats!” “We’re panicking” “Natasha, how can we chase mice without masks?” From: https://59.ru/text/entertainment/2020/04/10/69083707/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Natash, he said it was for a month” “A month, Natasha” “Until May 1” “Four weeks” “What are we going to eat, Natasha?” “There’s not much buckwheat left” “And what about Easter, and the barbecue?” From: https://59.ru/text/entertainment/2020/04/10/69083707/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Citizen, wake up!” “We had to taser you” “Where is your QR code?” “Why did you go beyond the 101-meter limit?” “That’s a million-ruble fine.” From: https://tjournal.ru/internet/149237-natash-my-vse-uronili-my-uronili-voobshche-vse-chestno-mem-s-kotami-kak-simvol-poslednih-novostey-v-rossii</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Russian (Rossianin), get up” “We adopted it all.” “The constitution.” “The amendments, autocracy.” “Get up, you need to pretend you voted.” “Cocaine.” “Russian, we basically adapted EVERYTHING. Honest!” From: https://tjournal.ru/internet/149237-natash-my-vse-uronili-my-uronili-voobshche-vse-chestno-mem-s-kotami-kak-simvol-poslednih-novostey-v-rossii</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Natasha.” “Because of this self-isolation.” “We’ve gone a bit wild.” From: https://demotions.ru/46364-davayte-vse-panikovat-ne-budem-ndoverim-eto-kompetentnym-lyudyam.html</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t rock the boat, we’ll spill the champagne From:</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least we have stability From:</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Haulers are the “population of Russia,” while the ship is full of “[parliamentary] deputies, bureaucrats, oligarchs.” The caption: “Contemporary Russia in one picture.” From:</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Trolling: great fun since 1676. From: https://nafnafa.livejournal.com/681198.html</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dear Apple, we begin this letter From: https://82.146.63.105/create/meme/1923890</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tech Support writing a response to a disgruntled client From: http://risovach.ru/memy/zaporozhcy-pishut-pismo_203090/all</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>The whole department writes a letter to Websoft From: https://www.meme-arsenal.com/create/meme/2488170</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Vostroyans write a letter to Games Workshop: “Hey! Moskals! Give us some new units for the tabletop game!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Vostroyans write to Abaddon the Despoiler</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Memes Chapter 9</image:title>
      <image:caption>Offended cats write to cat trainer Kuklachev’s ICQ From: http://kotomatrix.ru/show/426461/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Comrades, my ex just wrote me that she wants to get back together. Let’s write her an answer http://1001mem.ru/p3902770</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Trump writes to the Turkish Erdogan From: https://apostrophe.ua/news/society/2019-10-18/fotozhaba-na-trampa-i-erdogana/177737</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“I’m a vegan” “No gluten for me” “This is definitely lactose-free?” “I’m fasting” “G-d commanded us to keep kosher” “Is this organic?” Waiter: “Lord, I’ve had it up to here with all of you!” From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/4078140485537896</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just a little bit more, Rover! The doctor just needs to take a look at your throat! From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/d41d8cd9/2950482218303734/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Comrade Director, let’s make up our minds. Am I a mermaid, Batman, or Hellboy? From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/3029186233766665/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He ‘liked’ his own post. From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/photos/подпишитесь-на-канал-одного-из-админов-в-телеге-ну-пожалуйста-httpstmeblindfatme/3365626890122596/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“I saw a great show last night, it’s called The Miracle Workers.” “Good advice, I’ll take a look after work.” From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/2984663721552250/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Yes, dear, I can’t talk right now. Put my beer in the fridge! What do you mean, I never do anything? I’m fighting!” From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/3500265876658696/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“You have no right to the Iron Throne.” “Are you nuts? I’m the Mother of Dragons.” “Enough, John, let’s go.” From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/3488341947851089/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What years is it?” “1348, my son.” “Why the fuck did you give birth to me at the height of the plague? So I could die?” From: https://myslo.ru/news/tula/2020-01-10-kak-zhitel-novomoskovska-stal-sozdatelem-pablika-stradayushee-srednevekov-e</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Videoconferencing with the team during self-isolation From: https://www.facebook.com/srednevekovie/posts/3116706765014611?comment_id=3116746495010638</image:caption>
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